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Upload to Facebook Santa: Can I see your report card?
Pappu: No, I don't have it.
Santa: Why?
Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: My girlfriend eats a lot, what should I do?
Pappu: Patthar Maar Uske Munh Pe.
Bunty: Woh Kyon?
Pappu: Eat Ka Jawaab Patthar Se Do! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Which is your favorite fictional character?
Pappu: Girlfriend! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, from whom did I get my intelligence?
Santa: It must be from your mother. I still have mine! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
Pappu: Because sometimes silence is the best answer! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I have stopped eating burgers, pizzas and all other kinds of junk foods;.
Bunty: Why, are you dieting?
Pappu: No, actually I don't have any money! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know why bananas are curved?
Bunty: No, I don't know.
Pappu: Nevermind then, I'll ask another monkey! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: How do you know that you made a point to a girl?
Pappu: When she says 'whatever'! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
Girlfriend: Awww... what?
Pappu: My reflection! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Do I need to repeat myself?
Pappu: No. I might not be able to ignore you a second time!
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