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Upload to Facebook Converting challenges into opportunity!
While in ATM Queue
Girl: Hi, can you withdraw ₹2500 for me? The queue is too long.
Pappu: Don't worry, we can withdraw 2.5 Lakhs if we both get married! -
Upload to Facebook Waiter: Do you need anything else?
Pappu: Yes, a cup of black coffee.
Waiter: And how would you like your coffee?
Pappu: Mmmm... black and in a cup! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick?
Pappu: Nope, you're the first one! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What do you think about our love?
Pappu: Try to count the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Awww... it's infinite!
Pappu: No darling, it's a waste of time! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You know that lady used Face Detection lock/unlock feature on her iPhone7. Now she can't unlock the iPhone 7.
Bunty: Why, what happened?
Pappu: Because she removed her make-up! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you like chocolates?
Pappu: Yes.
Girl: Which one is your favourite?
Pappu: Koi Khilaye to Lindt, Khud Khareed Kar Khaani Ho To Wahi Dairy Milk! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Our topic for today is photosynthesis... what is photosynthesis?
Pappu: Photosynthesis is our topic for today! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Papa I got 90% in my exams.
Santa: I am proud of you, show me your report card.
Pappu: Papa you are doubting me, you want proof, you are anti-national. Shame on you. -
Upload to Facebook Pappu was standing with his bike. A guy came and asked,
"Bike still for sale?"
Pappu: Yes, it is.
Guy: What's the lowest you'll go on it?
Pappu: 3 Kmph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: War is not good, I want peace.
Pappu: I also want piece, leg piece!
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