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Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Tell me those 3 magical words.
Pappu: Got Jio Sim! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I can't sleep at night?
Girlfriend: Why, do you have insomnia?
Pappu: No, I don't have insomnia, I have a JIO sim! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I've just been diagnosed with a terminal case of ZFI.
Bunty: What is that? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hey Sweetie! what are you doing?
Girlfriend: I am just doing some makeup.
Pappu: You don't need makeup.
Girlfriend: Awww... really?
Pappu: Yeah, you need plastic surgery! -
Upload to Facebook At Starbucks:
Pappu: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir 200 Rupees!
Pappu: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free!
Pappu: OK! 5 kg. sugar De Do Phir! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: Eat Pizza in Rain! -
Upload to Facebook Santa walks into Pappu's room at 5 AM: Very Good Beta, Roz 5 Baje Uthne Ki Aadat Daalo.
Pappu: Haan Papa, Main Bas Sone Hi Ja Raha Hun, Shaam Ko 5 Baje Utha Dena! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?
Girl: Get your own, I am next! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Kids, In this box I have a 10 feet snake.
Pappu laughing
Teacher: What is it? Why are you laughing?
Pappu: You can't fool me teacher... snakes don't have feet! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, I am craving for 6S.
Santa (with anger): What? What do you want?
Pappu: Success, I want success!
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