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![Pappu chatting with a girl:<br/>
Pappu: Hi, who are you?<br/>
Girl: I am a `mystery` girl.<br/>
Pappu: Toh Hamare Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do!]()
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Pappu: Hi, who are you?
Girl: I am a "mystery" girl.
Pappu: Toh Hamare Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do! -
![Bunty: Aur Kya Kar Raha Hai Aaj-Kal?<br/>
Pappu: CA<br/>
Bunty: Kaun Sa Saal?<br/>
Pappu: Har Saal!]()
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Pappu: CA
Bunty: Kaun Sa Saal?
Pappu: Har Saal! -
Girlfriend: Will you marry me?
Pappu: Yes.
Girlfriend: When?
Pappu: As soon as I complete CA.
Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo! -
![Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls.<br/>
Girlfriend: Any proof?<br/>
Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls.
Girlfriend: Any proof?
Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES! -
Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Teacher: So?
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here! -
![Aunty: Beta Kitne Bade Ho Gaye Ho Tum!<br/>
Pappu: Kya Karun Aunty Aur Koi Option Hi Nahi Tha!]()
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Pappu: Kya Karun Aunty Aur Koi Option Hi Nahi Tha! -
![Teacher: What's the difference between Pyaar and Shaadi?<br/>
Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai!]()
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Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai! -
![Bunty: Hey sweetheart, meet my friend Pappu.<br/>
Girlfriend: Hi, what do you do?<br/>
Pappu: I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive!]()
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Girlfriend: Hi, what do you do?
Pappu: I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive! -
![Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well.<br/>
Bittu: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well.
Bittu: What happened?
Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her! -
![Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.<br/>
Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?<br/>
Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.
Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?
Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!
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