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Upload to Facebook Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.
Aunty: News Reporter Ho?
Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu! -
Upload to Facebook Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun
Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho
Pappu: Nahi Uncle... Aapki Beti Ka, Woh Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu'! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu commented on a girl's DP
Pappu: Your DP is awesome!
Girl: Awwww... Thank you.
Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna!
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Upload to Facebook PHD holders are applying for peon jobs in UP!
Aur Hamari Mummy Aise Hi Bolte Rehti Hai Ki Padhoge Likhoge To Banoge Nawab! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dude, me and my girlfriend are getting married.
Bunty: Wow! When?
Pappu: Me next month and she may be after that. -
Upload to Facebook Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?
Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously! -
Upload to Facebook School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: 5 Mein Se 5 Ghatane Par Kitne Bachenge?
Pappu: Pata Nahi Madam?
Teacher: Aggar Tere Paas 5 Bhature Hein Aur Mein 5 Bhature Tujhse Le Lu To Tere Paas Kya Bachega?
Pappu: Chole!!! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai?
Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: 6,7
Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?
Pappu: 8,9,10
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?
Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!
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