Girl: What's the proof that you miss me? Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you. Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho? Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai! |
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends! |
Pappu was following a girl. Girl: Don't follow me, my mother is coming behind you. Pappu: Don't you worry, my father is following her! |
Teacher: Children exams are coming soon so if you have any doubts, you can ask me. Pappu: In which printing press is the question paper being printed? |
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book? Pappu: 2 Books. Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books? Pappu: 4 Books. Teacher: 61,789 Books + 23,678 Books? Pappu: LIBRARY! |
Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes. Bunty: Yeah, quite right. Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius! |
Pappu: You should see my girl. Beautiful as a mirage. Bunty: That's the wrong simile. A mirage is something you can see but can't get your hands on. Pappu: That's my girl! |
Pappu: Mom, I just took a splinter out of my hand with a pin. Jeeto: A pin! Don't you know that's dangerous. It can give you septic. Pappu: Oh no, Mom! I used a safety pin! |
Teacher: In which countries are elephants found? Pappu: They're extremely large and intelligent and so never get lost! |
Jeeto (who has guests at dinner): Pappu, don't talk with your mouth full. Pappu: But, mummy, what am I to do? When I talk with my mouth empty, you always say, Pappu, go on with your dinner! |