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Upload to Facebook Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.
Doctor astonished, "What in the world is his hobby?"
Salma: Saving Money! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?
Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen! -
Upload to Facebook Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call! -
Upload to Facebook Pathan 1: Do U have balance in your mobile?
Pathan 2: Yes why?
Pathan 1: Can I use it to message `I LOVE U` to my wife. -
Upload to Facebook Interviewer to Pathan: If a Parantha and a Pizza are dropped from the top of a tall building, which shall reach the ground first?
Pathan: Pizza.
Interviewer: Why?
Pathan: Because it's a Fast Food. -
Upload to Facebook Pathan`s wife send an SMS to Pathan: I Miss U.
Pathan: I Mister U. -
Upload to Facebook Pathan went for an Interview.
After reaching the office door he said, `May I come in, Sir?`
Officer: Wait Please!
Pathan: 80 Kgs
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