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Once Pathan was wearing a glove on just one hand.
Pathan's friend: Why are U wearing a glove on just one hand?
Pathan: I relied on the weather forecast.
Friend: How?
Pathan: The forecast was that, "On one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot." -
![Pathan 1: Do U have balance in your mobile?<br />
Pathan 2: Yes why?<br />
Pathan 1: Can I use it to message `I LOVE U` to my wife.]()
Upload to Facebook Pathan 1: Do U have balance in your mobile?
Pathan 2: Yes why?
Pathan 1: Can I use it to message `I LOVE U` to my wife. -
![Interviewer to Pathan: If a Parantha and a Pizza are dropped from the top of a tall building, which shall reach the ground first?<br />
Pathan: Pizza.<br />
Interviewer: Why?<br />
Pathan: Because it's a Fast Food.]()
Upload to Facebook Interviewer to Pathan: If a Parantha and a Pizza are dropped from the top of a tall building, which shall reach the ground first?
Pathan: Pizza.
Interviewer: Why?
Pathan: Because it's a Fast Food. -
Teacher: What's the similarity between Jinnah and Allama Iqbal?
Pathan: Both were born on a holiday. -
![Pathan`s wife send an SMS to Pathan: I Miss U.<br />
Pathan: I Mister U.]()
Upload to Facebook Pathan`s wife send an SMS to Pathan: I Miss U.
Pathan: I Mister U. -
Pathan was watchin a Cricket match with a bomb placed on the TV.
Wife: Why hav u kept this bomb?
Pathan: If they loose today, I'll blow the entire team. -
![Pathan went for an Interview.<br />
After reaching the office door he said, `May I come in, Sir?`<br />
Officer: Wait Please!<br />
Pathan: 80 Kgs]()
Upload to Facebook Pathan went for an Interview.
After reaching the office door he said, `May I come in, Sir?`
Officer: Wait Please!
Pathan: 80 Kgs -
A pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating, he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, `Khan Sahib, what are you doing?`
To this the pathan replies, `Can't you read? The board says, Wash Basin!` -
How do you recognize Pathan in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. -
Breaking News:
ATM @ Tariq Road is jammed & not in working condition
Bcoz Khan Sahab`s wife put hair pin in machine when it said, `Enter ur PIN`.
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