| A Pathan who was put in the electric chair, got a sudden attack of hiccups just as the warden was about to pull the switch. "Any last request?" asked the warden. "Yeah, hic. Could you please, hic, do something to scare me?" |
| A Pathan was spotted drunk on duty - on the very first day of his new job. Employer: Why are you drinking? Pathan: Sir, you only told me that the security has to be tight. |
| A pathan buys a tempo and paints her wife's name lovingly on it. Salma reads it and gives him a tight slap as he wrote: Salma for Hire Full day: Rs 1200 Night: Rs 2400 |
| Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from him? Pathan: No sir, he only gave it to me. Judge: When did he give it you? Pathan: When I showed him the knife. |
| A Pathan was dancing while holding the 'brake' of his bicycle. Sindhi: What the heck are you doing? Pathan: Can't you see, I am doing BRAKE DANCE! |
| Pathan got a job in 'Idea' Customer Care Call Centre. Customer: My Idea SIM is blocked, what to do? Pathan: Don't get tense, remove 'Idea' SIM and use 'Airtel' SIM. Thank you for calling 'Aircell'. |
| Pathan to barber, "How much for a haircut?" Barber: Rs. 50/- Pathan: How much for a shave? Barber: Rs. 25/- Pathan: Good. Shave my head. |
| Pathan reads a newspaper(end of 1st joke): Pakistani, Amir Atlas Khan loses Gold medal in Squash. Pathan: He deserved it, who told him to wear a gold medal while playing. |
| Girlfriend: When you have a mobile, why did you send me a letter? Pathan: When I called you, I got the message, "this phone number is busy, please try letter"! |
| A Pathan was waiting for the train with his wife. A train arrives and its name was "Khyber Mail". The Pathan ran and boarded it and told his wife, "You also board the train when 'Khyber Female' arrives at the station". |