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![Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, `Are there half fares for children?`<br />
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.<br />
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!]()
Upload to Facebook Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, "Are there half fares for children?"
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five! -
Nurse: Congrats, you have been blessed with 3 kids.
Pathan: It had to happen considering the movies I watched... Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3 and Krrish 3.
Nurse: Thank God, you didn't see Delhi 6! -
![Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.<br/>
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.<br/>
Doctor astonished, `What in the world is his hobby?`<br/>
Salma: Saving Money!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately.
Pathan's wife Salma: But Doctor, this will seriously affect his hobby.
Doctor astonished, "What in the world is his hobby?"
Salma: Saving Money! -
![Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?<br/>
Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements?
Pathan: Oxgen, Chlorine, Florine, Bromeen, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Parveen and Yasmeen! -
![Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?<br />
Teacher: I never called you.<br />
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!]()
Upload to Facebook Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call! -
A Pathan and his son were having an intellectual discussion about life and philosophy.
What are you searching for, down here? The joke ended at the top only! -
Teacher to his Pathan student, "Who is a murderer?"
Pathan: I don't know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What'll you become?
Pathan: An orphan! -
Pathan writing his Diary, "My sister had a baby this morning, I have not heard that its a boy or a girl. So, I don't know whether I am uncle or aunt." -
"What do you mean I was lucky?" asked the woman to the Pathan after being hit by a bicycle.
Pathan: I usually drive a bus! -
Judge: Do you accept that you stole the money from this guy?
Pathan: No Sir! He only gave it to me.
Judge: And when did he give it to you?
Pathan: When I showed him the knife!
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