A Punjaban's Apology: I Am Sorry - But Galti Kutteya Teri Si! |
Santa: Jeeto Darling, Ajj Barsaat Da Din Hai... Koi Eho Jehi Romantic Gall Kar Ki Mere Dono Pair Zameen Te Na Laggan. Jeeto: Moya Faansi Laa Le! |
The reason why Punjabis are funny? Because it's 'PUN' JABI! |
Alexa after spending two months in Punjab: Me: Hey Alexa Alexa: Haanji, Ki Haal Hai Sohneyo! |
What is the blood group of Punjabis? Ghee Positive!v |
This is for all Punjabis. Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun? Punjabi: Haan. Chai Wala: Elaichi? Punjabi: Haan. Chai Wala: Laung? Punjabi: Haan. Chai Wala: Daalcheeni? Punjabi: Haan... Oye Kanjara Agar Inni Mehnat Kar Hi Reha Hai Ta Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai! |
Je Kite Sidhu Moosewala Nu Corona Ho Geya Ta Usne Nava Gaana Kadh Dena... Jatt Nu Bimari Jehri Bombay Wale Lambu Nu! #SidhuMoosewala #AmitabhBachchan |
Kadar Karo Unha Yaaran Di Jinha Ne Tahanu Harami Banaya; Nahi Ta Saari Umar Fuddu Reh Jana Si! |
Pyaar Karde Ho Ta Izhaar Vi Karo; Gupt Rog Thoda Hai Jo Chuppa Rahe Ho! |
Punjabis were the first community to give the slogan #BlackLivesMatter long back. "Kala Shah Kala. Mera Kala Hai Sardar, Goreyan Nu Dafa Karo"! |