Rabb Da Ditta Sab Kuch Hai: Gandi Shakal Kamine Yaar Fuddu Qismat Ghatiya Rishtedaar |
Me: Nobody tells me what to do. My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke. Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si! |
Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh! |
Villagers in Punjab are still wondering who the hell is Social Distan Singh? |
Chhote Hunde Ghar Wale Kehnde Hunde Si 'Bahar Bau' Hai. Ajj Pata Laga Bahar Sachhi Bau Hai! #Coronavirus #Stayathome |
Child to his Punjabi Mom: What's Social Distancing? Mom: Paraan Marr! |
English: Yours Punjabi: 13 English: Electricity Punjabi: 32 English: Tell Punjabi: 10 English: I told you so Punjabi: 81 English: We Punjabi: 80 English: Daughter-in-Law Punjabi: 9 English: Go to sleep Punjabi: 100 English: Come outside Punjabi: 12 English: Nails Punjabi: 9 English: One way Punjabi: 92 |
Punjabis are incorrigible. They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol! |
Teacher: Your name and your homework, please. Punjabi Student: Nikita! |
Son: I hit a guy on road. Punjabi Mom ignores. Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe. Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi! |