Pinglish SMS

  • Rabb Da Ditta Sab Kuch Hai:<br/>
Gandi Shakal<br/>
Kamine Yaar<br/>
Fuddu Qismat<br/>
Ghatiya RishtedaarUpload to Facebook
    Rabb Da Ditta Sab Kuch Hai:
    Gandi Shakal
    Kamine Yaar
    Fuddu Qismat
    Ghatiya Rishtedaar
  • Me: Nobody tells me what to do.<br/>
My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.<br/>
Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Nobody tells me what to do.
    My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.
    Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!
  • Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!Upload to Facebook
    Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!
  • Villagers in Punjab are still wondering who the hell is Social Distan Singh?Upload to Facebook
    Villagers in Punjab are still wondering who the hell is Social Distan Singh?
  • Chhote Hunde Ghar Wale Kehnde Hunde Si 'Bahar Bau' Hai.<br/>
Ajj Pata Laga Bahar Sachhi Bau Hai!<br/>
#Coronavirus #StayathomeUpload to Facebook
    Chhote Hunde Ghar Wale Kehnde Hunde Si 'Bahar Bau' Hai.
    Ajj Pata Laga Bahar Sachhi Bau Hai!
    #Coronavirus #Stayathome
  • Child to his Punjabi Mom: What's Social Distancing?<br/>
Mom: Paraan Marr!Upload to Facebook
    Child to his Punjabi Mom: What's Social Distancing?
    Mom: Paraan Marr!
  • English: Yours<br/>
Punjabi: 13<br/><br/>

English: Electricity<br/>
Punjabi: 32<br/><br/>

English: Tell<br/>
Punjabi: 10<br/><br/>

English: I told you so<br/>
Punjabi: 81<br/><br/>

English: We<br/>
Punjabi: 80<br/><br/>

English: Daughter-in-Law<br/>
Punjabi: 9<br/><br/>

English: Go to sleep<br/>
Punjabi: 100<br/><br/>

English: Come outside<br/>
Punjabi: 12<br/><br/>

English: Nails<br/>
Punjabi: 9<br/><br/>

English: One way<br/>
Punjabi: 92Upload to Facebook
    English: Yours
    Punjabi: 13

    English: Electricity
    Punjabi: 32

    English: Tell
    Punjabi: 10

    English: I told you so
    Punjabi: 81

    English: We
    Punjabi: 80

    English: Daughter-in-Law
    Punjabi: 9

    English: Go to sleep
    Punjabi: 100

    English: Come outside
    Punjabi: 12

    English: Nails
    Punjabi: 9

    English: One way
    Punjabi: 92
  • Punjabis are incorrigible.<br/>
They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol!Upload to Facebook
    Punjabis are incorrigible.
    They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol!
  • Teacher: Your name and your homework, please.<br/>
Punjabi Student: Nikita!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Your name and your homework, please.
    Punjabi Student: Nikita!
  • Son: I hit a guy on road.<br/>
Punjabi Mom ignores.<br/>
Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe.<br/>
Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi!Upload to Facebook
    Son: I hit a guy on road.
    Punjabi Mom ignores.
    Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe.
    Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi!
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