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![Rabb Da Ditta Sab Kuch Hai:<br/>
Gandi Shakal<br/>
Kamine Yaar<br/>
Fuddu Qismat<br/>
Ghatiya Rishtedaar]()
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Gandi Shakal
Kamine Yaar
Fuddu Qismat
Ghatiya Rishtedaar -
![Me: Nobody tells me what to do.<br/>
My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.<br/>
Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!]()
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My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.
Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si! -
![Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!]()
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![Villagers in Punjab are still wondering who the hell is Social Distan Singh?]()
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![Chhote Hunde Ghar Wale Kehnde Hunde Si 'Bahar Bau' Hai.<br/>
Ajj Pata Laga Bahar Sachhi Bau Hai!<br/>
#Coronavirus #Stayathome]()
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Ajj Pata Laga Bahar Sachhi Bau Hai!
#Coronavirus #Stayathome -
![Child to his Punjabi Mom: What's Social Distancing?<br/>
Mom: Paraan Marr!]()
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Mom: Paraan Marr! -
![English: Yours<br/>
Punjabi: 13<br/><br/>
English: Electricity<br/>
Punjabi: 32<br/><br/>
English: Tell<br/>
Punjabi: 10<br/><br/>
English: I told you so<br/>
Punjabi: 81<br/><br/>
English: We<br/>
Punjabi: 80<br/><br/>
English: Daughter-in-Law<br/>
Punjabi: 9<br/><br/>
English: Go to sleep<br/>
Punjabi: 100<br/><br/>
English: Come outside<br/>
Punjabi: 12<br/><br/>
English: Nails<br/>
Punjabi: 9<br/><br/>
English: One way<br/>
Punjabi: 92]()
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Punjabi: 13
English: Electricity
Punjabi: 32
English: Tell
Punjabi: 10
English: I told you so
Punjabi: 81
English: We
Punjabi: 80
English: Daughter-in-Law
Punjabi: 9
English: Go to sleep
Punjabi: 100
English: Come outside
Punjabi: 12
English: Nails
Punjabi: 9
English: One way
Punjabi: 92 -
![Punjabis are incorrigible.<br/>
They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol!]()
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They only see the first five letters of the word Cholesterol! -
The finest of Punjabi poetry:
Once there was a Crow;
Chandigarh Vich Baitha Si Oh.
Usne Peg Laye Si Do;
O Talli Geya Si Ho.
Ek Chidi Rahi Si Ro;
Crow Ne Ched Ditti Oh.
Utton Aa Geya Chidi Da Peyo;
Chidi De Peyo Ne Phir Kuttya Crow.
Crow Sharminda Geya Si Ho;
Hun Chidi Nu Bhain Kehnda Oh! -
![Teacher: Your name and your homework, please.<br/>
Punjabi Student: Nikita!]()
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Punjabi Student: Nikita!
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