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![Son: I hit a guy on road.<br/>
Punjabi Mom ignores.<br/>
Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe.<br/>
Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi!]()
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Punjabi Mom ignores.
Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe.
Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi! -
![A boy proposed a girl:<br/>
`I love you.<br/>
I was in love with you from the first time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You are my first and last wish. You are everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily forever. Please don't say no to me. You are my life.`<br/>
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Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Nahi Aaundi!]()
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"I love you.
I was in love with you from the first time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You are my first and last wish. You are everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily forever. Please don't say no to me. You are my life."
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Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Nahi Aaundi! -
![Pappu: Kya Tum Mujhse Friendship Karogi?<br/>
Girl: Main Itni Jaldi Trust Nahi Kar Sakti.<br/>
Pappu: Na Tu Trust Nu Mere Kol 10 Lakh Di Kameti Pauni Aa, Jo Main Lai Ke Bhaj Jau!]()
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Girl: Main Itni Jaldi Trust Nahi Kar Sakti.
Pappu: Na Tu Trust Nu Mere Kol 10 Lakh Di Kameti Pauni Aa, Jo Main Lai Ke Bhaj Jau! -
![A Punjaban's Apology:<br/>
I am sorry but Galti Kutteya Teri Si!]()
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I am sorry but Galti Kutteya Teri Si! -
![Best Traffic Advertisement of Year:<br/>
Picture of Lord Ganesha holding a helmet with a saying, `Take care of your head, not everyone gets a replacement like me.`<br/>
Punjabi version - Lord Ganesha holding a helmet and saying, `Ullu De Pattho... Helmet Pa Lo... Tuhada Bapu Shivji Nahi Hai!`]()
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Picture of Lord Ganesha holding a helmet with a saying, "Take care of your head, not everyone gets a replacement like me."
Punjabi version - Lord Ganesha holding a helmet and saying, "Ullu De Pattho... Helmet Pa Lo... Tuhada Bapu Shivji Nahi Hai!" -
![Sab Dosta Nu Hath Jod Ke Benti Hai Ki Aaun Wale Dina Vich Activa, Motorcycle Holi Chalao... <br/>
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Eh Na Hove Aage Chhabeel Lagi Hove Te Tuhanu Pata Hi Na Lage!]()
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![A Punjabi woman in London talking in English to a doctor about her sick child:<br/>
My Kaka is ill Ek Week Da,<br/>
Na Eat Da, Na Sleep Da,<br/>
Bas Weep Da Te Cheek Da,<br/>
Nale Nak Vi Leak Da!]()
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My Kaka is ill Ek Week Da,
Na Eat Da, Na Sleep Da,
Bas Weep Da Te Cheek Da,
Nale Nak Vi Leak Da! -
![Fakir: Koi Baba Nu Roti Khawa Do<br/>
Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena<br/>
Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda<br/>
Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda<br/>
Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda<br/>
Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin?<br/>
Fakir: Na Puttar, Sakht Cheez Di Manai Hai...!]()
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Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena
Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda
Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda
Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda
Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin?
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Enjoy the finest of Punjabi poetry:
Once there was a Crow;
Chandigarh Vich Baitha Si Oh.
Usne Peg Laye Si Do;
O Talli Geya Si Ho.
Ik Chiri Rahi Si Ro;
Crow Ne Ched Ditti Oh.
Utto Aa Geya Chiri Da Peo;
Chiri De Peo Ne Phir Kuttya Crow.
Crow Sharminda Geya Si Ho;
Hun Chiri Nu Bhain Kehnda Oh! -
![Ajj Kal De Zamaane Vichh Maape Apne Baccheyan Da Bahut Kehna Mande Hann!]()
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