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Santa used to go daily to a meat shop: Boneless Meat Deo... Kutte Vaaste.
Then one day he came - Bones Wala Deo.
The butcher asked: Ajj Dog Nu Bones Vi Deoge?
Santa: Nahi, Ajj Assi Khaana! -
![Yaar Main Ik Kudi Di Fake ID To Kisi Kudi Naal Gall Karda Hunda Si, Mainu Usde Naal Pyaar Ho Geya. Fir Ik Din Main Usnu Daseya Ki Main Munda Haan,<br />
Usda Reply Aaya Ki Oh Vi Munda Hai.<br />
Yaar Lok Eddan Kyon Karde Aa!]()
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Usda Reply Aaya Ki Oh Vi Munda Hai.
Yaar Lok Eddan Kyon Karde Aa! -
Punjab Da Vikas Te Malaysia Da Jahaaj - Je Kise Ne Dekhia Ta Jaroor Dasso! -
![T.T.: Ticket Dikhao.<br />
Santa: Aa Lo Ji.<br />
T.T.: Eh Ta Purani Ticket Hai.<br />
Santa: Te Train Kehda Tere Peyo Ne Hune Showroom To Kadwai Aa!]()
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Santa: Aa Lo Ji.
T.T.: Eh Ta Purani Ticket Hai.
Santa: Te Train Kehda Tere Peyo Ne Hune Showroom To Kadwai Aa! -
![Professor: Je Koi Munda Girls Hostel Di Taraf Geya Ta Pehli Vaar Rs.100 fine, Duji Vaar 200 Te Tiji Vaar 500 fine Lagguga.<br />
Pappu: Sir Ji, PASS Kine Da Banuga?]()
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Pappu: Sir Ji, PASS Kine Da Banuga? -
![Saade Layi Ta Valentine Week Aiven Langh Geya,<br />
Jiven Sharabian Layi Naraate!]()
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![Petrol, Sharab Te Net Pack Jinne Marzi Mehnge Ho Jaan,<br />
Punjabiyan Nu Koi Farak Nahi Painda!]()
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![Mangal Sutra Latakda Hovey Ta Kudi Shaadi Shuda;<br/>
Je Munh Latakda Hovey Ta Munda!]()
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![ਉੱਠ ਕੇ ਸਵੇਰੇ ਨਾਮ ਲਈਏ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ;<br />
ਦੋਵੇਂ ਹੱਥ ਜੋੜ ਭਲਾ ਮੰਗੀਏ ਸੱਬ ਦਾ!<br /><br />
Uth Ke Savere Naam Layiye Rabb Da;<br />
Dove Hath Jod Bhala Mangiye Sab Da!<br /><br />
Good Morning!]()
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ਦੋਵੇਂ ਹੱਥ ਜੋੜ ਭਲਾ ਮੰਗੀਏ ਸੱਬ ਦਾ!
Uth Ke Savere Naam Layiye Rabb Da;
Dove Hath Jod Bhala Mangiye Sab Da!
Good Morning!
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