Biology Teacher: What is Aloe Vera? Pappu: It's a Punjabi sister/brother offering something to his elder brother! |
Baari Barsi Khattan Geya Si; Baari Barsi Khattan Geya Si; Maa Ne Khichh Ke Maari Chandd; Jacket Paa Kuteya, Bahar Kinni Thandd! |
Yaar Change Hoan Tan Rabb Ban Jande Ne; Yaar Madde Hoan Tan Yabb Ban Jande Ne! |
Janta Group Ta Eda Join Kardi Hai Jive Bhua Da Viah Hunda Te Share Karan Vele Bimari Eda Paindi Hai, Jive Fufad Ne Daj Vich Safari Gaddi Mang Layi Hove! |
Urdu Mein Arz Kiya Hai: Woh Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi; Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye Toh Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon! Punjabi Explanation in Short: MAIN DUJJI LABH LAYI! |
Kinni Ajeeb Gall Hai - Kandh Vichh Traid Pai Jaave Ta Kandh Digg Paindi Hai; Par Rishteyian Vich Traid Pai Jave Ta Kandhan Khadiyan Ho Jandian Ne! |
We are Punjabi. Aapa Calm Coom Nahi Hunde! |
Ik Kudi Mainu Kehndi - Tussi, Mera Dil Ta Nai Todoge? Main Keha - Kamliye, Assi Sara Din Dakka Ni Tod De, Tera Dil Ki Todange! |
Santa: Sir Hun Meri Salary Wada Diyo, Mera Viyah Ho Geya Hai. Boss: Factory De Bahar Hon Wale Hadseyan Layi Factory Jimmevar Nahin Hundi! |
Lo Bhai Dosto, T-shirts Nu Karo Maaf; Geyser Nu Kar Lo Saaf, Rajayia Nu Chara Lo Glaaf; Jacketan Te Kotiyan Wali Kholo Paand; Mere Walo Sareya Nu Happy Thand! |