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Upload to Facebook A boy proposed a girl:
"I love you.
I was in love with you from the first time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You are my first and last wish. You are everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily forever. Please don't say no to me. You are my life."
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Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Nahi Aaundi! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Kya Tum Mujhse Friendship Karogi?
Girl: Main Itni Jaldi Trust Nahi Kar Sakti.
Pappu: Na Tu Trust Nu Mere Kol 10 Lakh Di Kameti Pauni Aa, Jo Main Lai Ke Bhaj Jau! -
Upload to Facebook A Punjaban's Apology:
I am sorry but Galti Kutteya Teri Si! -
Upload to Facebook Best Traffic Advertisement of Year:
Picture of Lord Ganesha holding a helmet with a saying, "Take care of your head, not everyone gets a replacement like me."
Punjabi version - Lord Ganesha holding a helmet and saying, "Ullu De Pattho... Helmet Pa Lo... Tuhada Bapu Shivji Nahi Hai!" -
Upload to Facebook Sab Dosta Nu Hath Jod Ke Benti Hai Ki Aaun Wale Dina Vich Activa, Motorcycle Holi Chalao...
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Eh Na Hove Aage Chhabeel Lagi Hove Te Tuhanu Pata Hi Na Lage! -
Upload to Facebook A Punjabi woman in London talking in English to a doctor about her sick child:
My Kaka is ill Ek Week Da,
Na Eat Da, Na Sleep Da,
Bas Weep Da Te Cheek Da,
Nale Nak Vi Leak Da! -
Upload to Facebook Fakir: Koi Baba Nu Roti Khawa Do
Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena
Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda
Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda
Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda
Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin?
Fakir: Na Puttar, Sakht Cheez Di Manai Hai...! -
Upload to Facebook Ajj Kal De Zamaane Vichh Maape Apne Baccheyan Da Bahut Kehna Mande Hann! -
Upload to Facebook Yaar Main Ik Kudi Di Fake ID To Kisi Kudi Naal Gall Karda Hunda Si, Mainu Usde Naal Pyaar Ho Geya. Fir Ik Din Main Usnu Daseya Ki Main Munda Haan,
Usda Reply Aaya Ki Oh Vi Munda Hai.
Yaar Lok Eddan Kyon Karde Aa! -
Upload to Facebook T.T.: Ticket Dikhao.
Santa: Aa Lo Ji.
T.T.: Eh Ta Purani Ticket Hai.
Santa: Te Train Kehda Tere Peyo Ne Hune Showroom To Kadwai Aa!
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