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Upload to Facebook Banta to Pinky: Aur Kya Karti Ho Beta?
Pinky: Programmer Hun, Uncle.
Banta: Achha Kaun Kaun Program Bana Leti Ho?
Pinky: Beauty Parlour, Mall, Movies Jaane Ke Program! -
Upload to Facebook Little Pinky to her mother, Jeeto: I must be a very good child.
Jeeto: Yes, you certainly are. But what makes you say so?
Pinky: You never keep a maid for more than a week or two, but I've been with you for almost more than ten years! -
Upload to Facebook Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday?
Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains?
Pinky: Come the day before, then! -
Upload to Facebook Pinky: What's your opinion of these women who imitate men?
Bunty: They're idiots.
Pinky: Then the imitation is successful! -
Upload to Facebook Rani to her close friend, Pinky: Why didn't you return Balwinder's ring and presents after the break-off?
Pinky: I regard them as spoils of war taken during my first engagement! -
Upload to Facebook Pinky: Yesterday I met a young man who had never kissed in his life.
Guddi: I should like to meet him.
Pinky: You're too late now! -
Upload to Facebook Pinky: I told him he mustn't see me any more.
Her friend Guddi: Well, what did he do?
Pinky: He turned off the lights! -
Upload to Facebook Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry.
Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear? -
Upload to Facebook Pinky: The man I marry must be a man who is easily pleased. Guddi: Don't worry dear, that's the kind you'll get! -
Upload to Facebook Pinky infuriated with his boyfriend's behaviour: I'd see him hanged first.
Jeeto: Just marry him. and it won't be long before he'll hang himself!
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