Banta to Pinky: Aur Kya Karti Ho Beta? Pinky: Programmer Hun, Uncle. Banta: Achha Kaun Kaun Program Bana Leti Ho? Pinky: Beauty Parlour, Mall, Movies Jaane Ke Program! |
Pinky called on Customer Care: Customer Care: How may I help you? Pinky: Is there any problem with your network? Customer Care: No, what happened? Pinky: Its been 4 hrs. and nobody has liked my DP yet. |
I wouldn't cry like that if I were you," said Jeeto to little Pinky. "Well," said Pinky, between her sobs, "you can cry any way you like, but this is my way!" |
Little Pinky to her mother, Jeeto: I must be a very good child. Jeeto: Yes, you certainly are. But what makes you say so? Pinky: You never keep a maid for more than a week or two, but I've been with you for almost more than ten years! |
Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday? Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains? Pinky: Come the day before, then! |
Pinky: What's your opinion of these women who imitate men? Bunty: They're idiots. Pinky: Then the imitation is successful! |
Rani to her close friend, Pinky: Why didn't you return Balwinder's ring and presents after the break-off? Pinky: I regard them as spoils of war taken during my first engagement! |
Pinky: Yesterday I met a young man who had never kissed in his life. Guddi: I should like to meet him. Pinky: You're too late now! |
Pinky: I told him he mustn't see me any more. Her friend Guddi: Well, what did he do? Pinky: He turned off the lights! |
Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry. Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear? |