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Upload to Facebook Mother: Kanjra Yeh Mah Lyf Mah Rulez Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Son: Arre Maa, Iska Matlab Hai Ki Maa Hi Jeevan Hai Aur Maa Hi Jeene Ke Niyam Banayegi..!! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Agar Tumhari Left Pocket Mein 1000 Rupaye Aur Right Pocket Mein 1500 Rupaye Hain Toh Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu: Karna Kya Hai, Main Toh Yehi Sochunga Ki Kahin Papa Ki Pant Toh Nahi Daal Li... -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai?
Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata
Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!! -
Upload to Facebook Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, bahu Toh Convent Mein Padhi Hogi
Santa(Shaan Se Chhati Fulakar): Haan,Kaise Pehchana?
Sabjiwala: Thaile Mein Neeche Tamatar Aur Uppar Kaddu Jo Rakhe Ja Rahi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Koi Cheez Buri Nahin Hoti Bas Samay-Samay Ki Baat Hai
Aggar Bajuwali Scooty Par Khoobsurat Ladki Ho Toh Traffic Jam Bhi Achha Lagta Hai -
Upload to Facebook Itihaas Gawah Hai Ki Ladkiyon Ne Jab - Jab Shayari Post Ki Hai
Comments Mein Mirza Galib Ki Aatmadhari Laundo Ki Barh Aai Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I'm going to watch 'Mission Impossible' tonight.
Banta: On cable or at theatre?
Santa: No no, not the film, my wife bought a slim fit jeans and she is going to try it! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Papa Aako Mummy Main Kya Accha Laga Jo Aapne Unse Shaadi Kar Li?
Santa: Uski Gaal Pe Vo Kaala Til..
Pappu: Kya Baat Hai Papa Itni Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Itni Badi Museebat Mol Le Li...! -
Upload to Facebook We have Dollar underwear
We have Euro underwear
But we do not have Rupee underwear...
Kyun Ki Pata Nahin Saala Kab Gir Jaaye! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Dukh Hamesha Saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati-Jati Rehti Hai. Please explain in english.
Santa: My wife is with me, but her sister visits occasionally!!!
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