SantaBanta SMS

  • Santa Shadi Ke Liye Ladki Dekhne Gaya Usne Socha Kyun Na Ladki Se Angrezi Mein Baat Ki Jaaye..
Santa: English Chalegi?
Ladki (Sharmaate Huye Boli): Ji Bhujiya Aur Namkeen Saath Ho Toh Desi Bhi Chalegi...!Upload to Facebook
    Santa Shadi Ke Liye Ladki Dekhne Gaya Usne Socha Kyun Na Ladki Se Angrezi Mein Baat Ki Jaaye.. Santa: English Chalegi? Ladki (Sharmaate Huye Boli): Ji Bhujiya Aur Namkeen Saath Ho Toh Desi Bhi Chalegi...!
  • Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai?<br/>

Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi.<br/>

Banta: Kya Kehti Hai?<br/>

Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai?
    Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi.
    Banta: Kya Kehti Hai?
    Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!
  • Kal College Mein Ek Aurt Clerk Se Yeh Kehte Hue Ladh Rahi Thi<br/>
Aap Kaise Nahin Karenge Bachhe Ka Admission 'Sports Quota' Mein, Pata Hai Highest Score Hain 'Temple Run' Mein!Upload to Facebook
    Kal College Mein Ek Aurt Clerk Se Yeh Kehte Hue Ladh Rahi Thi
    Aap Kaise Nahin Karenge Bachhe Ka Admission 'Sports Quota' Mein, Pata Hai Highest Score Hain 'Temple Run' Mein!
  • Woh Purani Filmon Wale Baap Humein Kyun Nahi Milte Jo Bolte The<br/>
Ye Raha Blank Cheque Aur Dafa Ho Jao Meri Beti Ki Zindagi Se...!!!Upload to Facebook
    Woh Purani Filmon Wale Baap Humein Kyun Nahi Milte Jo Bolte The
    Ye Raha Blank Cheque Aur Dafa Ho Jao Meri Beti Ki Zindagi Se...!!!
  • Logon Mein Aaj-Kal Itna Kaminapan Ho Gaya Hai Ki<br/>
Log Mandir Mein Chappal Bhi Aisi Jagah Utarte Hain Jahan Se Bhagwan Bhi Dikhen Aur Chappal BhiUpload to Facebook
    Logon Mein Aaj-Kal Itna Kaminapan Ho Gaya Hai Ki
    Log Mandir Mein Chappal Bhi Aisi Jagah Utarte Hain Jahan Se Bhagwan Bhi Dikhen Aur Chappal Bhi
  • Meri Kabar Ke Paas WiFi Jarur Lagana<br/>
Kyun Ki Mere Dost Itne Kamine Hain Ki WiFi Use Karne Ke Liye Jarur Mere Paas Aayenge!Upload to Facebook
    Meri Kabar Ke Paas WiFi Jarur Lagana
    Kyun Ki Mere Dost Itne Kamine Hain Ki WiFi Use Karne Ke Liye Jarur Mere Paas Aayenge!
  • Pappu: Papa Mujhe ₹ 100 Do<br/>
Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo ₹ 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De<br/>
Pappu: Agar Hisaab Ki Baat Hai Papa Toh Mujhe Har Use Paise Ka Hisaab Chahiye Jo Bachpan Se Aaj Tak Rishtedaaron Ne Mujhe Diye Hain... Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Papa Mujhe ₹ 100 Do
    Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo ₹ 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De
    Pappu: Agar Hisaab Ki Baat Hai Papa Toh Mujhe Har Use Paise Ka Hisaab Chahiye Jo Bachpan Se Aaj Tak Rishtedaaron Ne Mujhe Diye Hain...
  • Mother: Kanjra Yeh Mah Lyf Mah Rulez Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?<br/>
Son: Arre Maa, Iska Matlab Hai Ki Maa Hi Jeevan Hai Aur Maa Hi Jeene Ke Niyam Banayegi..!!Upload to Facebook
    Mother: Kanjra Yeh Mah Lyf Mah Rulez Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
    Son: Arre Maa, Iska Matlab Hai Ki Maa Hi Jeevan Hai Aur Maa Hi Jeene Ke Niyam Banayegi..!!
  • Teacher: Agar Tumhari Left Pocket Mein 1000 Rupaye Aur Right Pocket Mein 1500 Rupaye Hain Toh Tum Kya Karoge?<br/>
Pappu: Karna Kya Hai, Main Toh Yehi Sochunga Ki Kahin Papa Ki Pant Toh Nahi Daal Li...Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Agar Tumhari Left Pocket Mein 1000 Rupaye Aur Right Pocket Mein 1500 Rupaye Hain Toh Tum Kya Karoge?
    Pappu: Karna Kya Hai, Main Toh Yehi Sochunga Ki Kahin Papa Ki Pant Toh Nahi Daal Li...
  • Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai?<br/>
Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata<br/>
Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai?
    Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata
    Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
    Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!!
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