Santa Shadi Ke Liye Ladki Dekhne Gaya Usne Socha Kyun Na Ladki Se Angrezi Mein Baat Ki Jaaye.. Santa: English Chalegi? Ladki (Sharmaate Huye Boli): Ji Bhujiya Aur Namkeen Saath Ho Toh Desi Bhi Chalegi...! |
Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai? Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi. Banta: Kya Kehti Hai? Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai! |
Kal College Mein Ek Aurt Clerk Se Yeh Kehte Hue Ladh Rahi Thi Aap Kaise Nahin Karenge Bachhe Ka Admission 'Sports Quota' Mein, Pata Hai Highest Score Hain 'Temple Run' Mein! |
Woh Purani Filmon Wale Baap Humein Kyun Nahi Milte Jo Bolte The Ye Raha Blank Cheque Aur Dafa Ho Jao Meri Beti Ki Zindagi Se...!!! |
Logon Mein Aaj-Kal Itna Kaminapan Ho Gaya Hai Ki Log Mandir Mein Chappal Bhi Aisi Jagah Utarte Hain Jahan Se Bhagwan Bhi Dikhen Aur Chappal Bhi |
Meri Kabar Ke Paas WiFi Jarur Lagana Kyun Ki Mere Dost Itne Kamine Hain Ki WiFi Use Karne Ke Liye Jarur Mere Paas Aayenge! |
Pappu: Papa Mujhe ₹ 100 Do Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo ₹ 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De Pappu: Agar Hisaab Ki Baat Hai Papa Toh Mujhe Har Use Paise Ka Hisaab Chahiye Jo Bachpan Se Aaj Tak Rishtedaaron Ne Mujhe Diye Hain... |
Mother: Kanjra Yeh Mah Lyf Mah Rulez Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai? Son: Arre Maa, Iska Matlab Hai Ki Maa Hi Jeevan Hai Aur Maa Hi Jeene Ke Niyam Banayegi..!! |
Teacher: Agar Tumhari Left Pocket Mein 1000 Rupaye Aur Right Pocket Mein 1500 Rupaye Hain Toh Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Karna Kya Hai, Main Toh Yehi Sochunga Ki Kahin Papa Ki Pant Toh Nahi Daal Li... |
Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai? Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!! |