SantaBanta SMS

  • Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, bahu Toh Convent Mein Padhi Hogi<br/>
Santa(Shaan Se Chhati Fulakar): Haan,Kaise Pehchana?<br/>
Sabjiwala: Thaile Mein Neeche Tamatar Aur Uppar Kaddu Jo Rakhe Ja Rahi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, bahu Toh Convent Mein Padhi Hogi
    Santa(Shaan Se Chhati Fulakar): Haan,Kaise Pehchana?
    Sabjiwala: Thaile Mein Neeche Tamatar Aur Uppar Kaddu Jo Rakhe Ja Rahi Hai!
  • Koi Cheez Buri Nahin Hoti Bas Samay-Samay Ki Baat Hai<br/>
Aggar Bajuwali Scooty Par Khoobsurat Ladki Ho Toh Traffic Jam Bhi Achha Lagta HaiUpload to Facebook
    Koi Cheez Buri Nahin Hoti Bas Samay-Samay Ki Baat Hai
    Aggar Bajuwali Scooty Par Khoobsurat Ladki Ho Toh Traffic Jam Bhi Achha Lagta Hai
  • Itihaas Gawah Hai Ki Ladkiyon Ne Jab - Jab Shayari Post Ki Hai<br/>
Comments Mein Mirza Galib Ki Aatmadhari Laundo Ki Barh Aai Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Itihaas Gawah Hai Ki Ladkiyon Ne Jab - Jab Shayari Post Ki Hai
    Comments Mein Mirza Galib Ki Aatmadhari Laundo Ki Barh Aai Hai!
  • Santa: I'm going to watch 'Mission Impossible' tonight.<br/>
Banta: On cable or at theatre?<br/>
Santa: No no, not the film, my wife bought a slim fit jeans and she is going to try it!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I'm going to watch 'Mission Impossible' tonight.
    Banta: On cable or at theatre?
    Santa: No no, not the film, my wife bought a slim fit jeans and she is going to try it!
  • Pappu: Papa Aako Mummy Main Kya Accha Laga Jo Aapne Unse Shaadi Kar Li?<br/>
Santa: Uski Gaal Pe Vo Kaala Til..<br/>
Pappu: Kya Baat Hai Papa Itni Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Itni Badi Museebat Mol Le Li...!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Papa Aako Mummy Main Kya Accha Laga Jo Aapne Unse Shaadi Kar Li?
    Santa: Uski Gaal Pe Vo Kaala Til..
    Pappu: Kya Baat Hai Papa Itni Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Itni Badi Museebat Mol Le Li...!
  • We have Dollar underwear<br/>
We have Euro underwear<br/>
But we do not have Rupee underwear...<br/>
Kyun Ki Pata Nahin Saala Kab Gir Jaaye!Upload to Facebook
    We have Dollar underwear
    We have Euro underwear
    But we do not have Rupee underwear...
    Kyun Ki Pata Nahin Saala Kab Gir Jaaye!
  • Banta: Dukh Hamesha Saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati-Jati Rehti Hai. Please explain in english.<br/>
Santa: My wife is with me, but her sister visits occasionally!!!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Dukh Hamesha Saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati-Jati Rehti Hai. Please explain in english.
    Santa: My wife is with me, but her sister visits occasionally!!!
  • Shaadi Ki Raat Santa Ko Samjh Nahin Aaya Ki Baat Shuru Kaise Ki Jaaye. Aadha Ghanta Beet Gaya Kamre Mein Sannata...Thoda Khansne Ke Baad Santa Apni Patni Se Bola,<br/>
'Aapke Ghar Walon Ko Pata Hai Ki Aap Aaj Yahin Rukengi...'Upload to Facebook
    Shaadi Ki Raat Santa Ko Samjh Nahin Aaya Ki Baat Shuru Kaise Ki Jaaye. Aadha Ghanta Beet Gaya Kamre Mein Sannata...Thoda Khansne Ke Baad Santa Apni Patni Se Bola,
    'Aapke Ghar Walon Ko Pata Hai Ki Aap Aaj Yahin Rukengi...'
  • GF: Jaanu, Kitna Acha Mausam Hai Chalo Kahin Long Drive Pe Chalte Hain?<br/>
BF: Theek Hai Petrol Tu Dalwa Dena Aaj!<br/>
GF: Waise Chhodo Kya Karenge Jaa Kar! Yahin Samose Khate Hain..Upload to Facebook
    GF: Jaanu, Kitna Acha Mausam Hai Chalo Kahin Long Drive Pe Chalte Hain?
    BF: Theek Hai Petrol Tu Dalwa Dena Aaj!
    GF: Waise Chhodo Kya Karenge Jaa Kar! Yahin Samose Khate Hain..
  • Kya Doodh Peene Se Taaqat Aati Hai??<br/>
5 Glass Doodh Piyo Phir Deewar Hilane Ki Koshish Karo, Nahi Hilegi..!<br/>
5 Can Beer Piyo Or Deewar Ki Taraf Dekho... Deewar Saali Apne Aap Hilne Lagegi..Upload to Facebook
    Kya Doodh Peene Se Taaqat Aati Hai??
    5 Glass Doodh Piyo Phir Deewar Hilane Ki Koshish Karo, Nahi Hilegi..!
    5 Can Beer Piyo Or Deewar Ki Taraf Dekho... Deewar Saali Apne Aap Hilne Lagegi..
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