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![Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basani Ko Nahate Hue Dekha<br/>
Veeru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga<br/>
Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha... Basanti Jaa Rahi Thi! Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga Nonsense!]()
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Veeru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga
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![Santa: I have dropped 4 kilos in 3 months just from not drinking beer.<br/>
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?<br/>
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!]()
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Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
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![Jali Ko Aag Kehte Hain Bhujhi Ko Raakh Kehte Hain<br/>
Jiski Call Dekhte Hi Daaru Utar Jaaye Usey 'Baap' Kehte Hain!]()
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![Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented?<br/>
Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!]()
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Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'! -
![<b>Facebook Comments</b><br/>
Girl's Status: `In Temple`<br/>
Boy1: Jai Mata Di.<br/>
Boy2: Mere Liye Bhi Prasad Lana.<br/>
Boy3: Wow Nyc.<br/><br/>
Boy's Status` `In Temple`<br/>
Boy1: Abey Wahan Bheekh Maangne Baith Gya Kya???<br/>
Boy2: Saale Temple Run or Temple Mein Farak Ni Pata Kya???<br/>
Boy3: Abbey Kamine, Tharki... Tu Vahan Bhi Pahunch Gaya Ladkiyan Tadne...]()
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Girl's Status: "In Temple"
Boy1: Jai Mata Di.
Boy2: Mere Liye Bhi Prasad Lana.
Boy3: Wow Nyc.
Boy's Status" "In Temple"
Boy1: Abey Wahan Bheekh Maangne Baith Gya Kya???
Boy2: Saale Temple Run or Temple Mein Farak Ni Pata Kya???
Boy3: Abbey Kamine, Tharki... Tu Vahan Bhi Pahunch Gaya Ladkiyan Tadne... -
![Angrez Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain<br/>
'Get Well Soon'<br/><br/>
Aur Punjabi Dost Kehte Hain<br/>
'Oye Nurse Badi Sohni Hai, Holi-Holi Theek Ho Kanjra Kal Fer Awange'..!]()
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'Get Well Soon'
Aur Punjabi Dost Kehte Hain
'Oye Nurse Badi Sohni Hai, Holi-Holi Theek Ho Kanjra Kal Fer Awange'..! -
![Beef Ban, Liquor Ban, Porn Ban What Next?<br />
Alia Bhatt's Answer: Ray Ban!]()
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Alia Bhatt's Answer: Ray Ban! -
![Santa: Who spoils Men - Wine or Women? <br/>
Banta: Both - when Wine is old and Woman is young!]()
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Banta: Both - when Wine is old and Woman is young! -
![Maine Ek Survey Kiya<br/>
Logon Ko Poocha Ki Batao 15 Aug Ko Kya Hai?<br/>
93% Log Bole 'Dry Day' Hai<br/>
Bahut Sharam Ki Baat Hai... Aao Hum Milkar Baaki 7% Logon Ko Bhi Yeh Baat Samjhayein!]()
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Logon Ko Poocha Ki Batao 15 Aug Ko Kya Hai?
93% Log Bole 'Dry Day' Hai
Bahut Sharam Ki Baat Hai... Aao Hum Milkar Baaki 7% Logon Ko Bhi Yeh Baat Samjhayein! -
![Santa: Banta, Ek Baat Bata?<br />
Banta: Kya?<br />
Santa: Yaar, Iss #PornBan Ke Baad, Kya Khajuraho Temple Jaane Ki Koi Manahi Toh Nahin!]()
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Banta: Kya?
Santa: Yaar, Iss #PornBan Ke Baad, Kya Khajuraho Temple Jaane Ki Koi Manahi Toh Nahin!
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