Congress Ka Chunav Chin Kamm Se Kamm Istemal Ho Isliye Modi Sarkar Ne "Porn Ban" Kiya Hai! |
Pappu: Papa, Rum Piyoge? Santa: Puttar, BACARDI Gall Na Kar! |
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga? |
Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai! |
Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana? Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai. |
Ghar Wale Mujhe Subah-Subah Aise Uthate Hain Jaise Teesra Vishwayudh Shuru Ho Geya Hai Aur Main Hi Aakhiri Sainik Bacha Hu! |
Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women? Santa: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure! |
Thank God Doctor Ye Nahin Kehte "Bhai' Chutte Nahi Hai Ek Operation Or Karwa Lo" |
Shopkeeper: Bolo Saab, Kya Chahiye? Banta: Hone Wali Biwi Ke Kutte Ke Liye Cake Milega Kya? Shopkeeper: Yahin Khaoge... Ya Pack Karwa Du? |
Jo Log Joke Enjoy Karke Share Nahi Karte Unko Toh Kaale Paani Ki Kam Se Kam 3 Saal Ki Saza Honi Chahiye! |