SantaBanta SMS

  • Thank God Doctor Ye Nahin Kehte<br/>
`Bhai' Chutte Nahi Hai Ek Operation Or Karwa Lo`Upload to Facebook
    Thank God Doctor Ye Nahin Kehte
    "Bhai' Chutte Nahi Hai Ek Operation Or Karwa Lo"
  • Shopkeeper: Bolo Saab, Kya Chahiye?<br/>
Banta: Hone Wali Biwi Ke Kutte Ke Liye Cake Milega Kya?<br/>
Shopkeeper: Yahin Khaoge... Ya Pack Karwa Du?Upload to Facebook
    Shopkeeper: Bolo Saab, Kya Chahiye?
    Banta: Hone Wali Biwi Ke Kutte Ke Liye Cake Milega Kya?
    Shopkeeper: Yahin Khaoge... Ya Pack Karwa Du?
  • Jo Log Joke Enjoy Karke Share Nahi Karte<br/>
Unko Toh Kaale Paani Ki Kam Se Kam 3 Saal Ki Saza Honi Chahiye!Upload to Facebook
    Jo Log Joke Enjoy Karke Share Nahi Karte
    Unko Toh Kaale Paani Ki Kam Se Kam 3 Saal Ki Saza Honi Chahiye!
  • Cop: Please step out of the car.<br/>
Santa: I am too drunk, you get in!Upload to Facebook
    Cop: Please step out of the car.
    Santa: I am too drunk, you get in!
  • Jo Sukh Aur Shanti... WhatsApp Ki Gallery Delete Karke Milti Hai<br/>
Uss Ki Tulna Kisi Aur Cheez Se Karna Aasmbhav Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Jo Sukh Aur Shanti... WhatsApp Ki Gallery Delete Karke Milti Hai
    Uss Ki Tulna Kisi Aur Cheez Se Karna Aasmbhav Hai!
  • Mera Purse Bhi Pyaaz Ki Tarah Hai, Yaaro;<br/>
Jab Bhi Kholta Hu Aansu Aa Jate Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Mera Purse Bhi Pyaaz Ki Tarah Hai, Yaaro;
    Jab Bhi Kholta Hu Aansu Aa Jate Hai!
  • Santa: Coffee really makes my wife aggressive.<br/>

Banta: Really?<br/>

Santa: Yeah. Last night, I had 8 pegs at the bar while she had only two cups of coffee at home. You should have seen how angry she was!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Coffee really makes my wife aggressive.
    Banta: Really?
    Santa: Yeah. Last night, I had 8 pegs at the bar while she had only two cups of coffee at home. You should have seen how angry she was!
  • Ladkiyon Ki 2 Samasyein<br/>
1. Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai<br/>
2. Kutta, Dekh Bhi Nahin Raha Hai<br/>
Ab Kutta Kya Kare?Upload to Facebook
    Ladkiyon Ki 2 Samasyein
    1. Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai
    2. Kutta, Dekh Bhi Nahin Raha Hai
    Ab Kutta Kya Kare?
  • Jab Ladka Honey Singh Ka Rap Chhod Kar Kishore Kumar Ke Gaane Sunne Lage<br/>
Toh Samajhiye Ye Poochne Ka Waqt Aa Geya 'Beta Naam Kya Hai Us Chudail Ka'Upload to Facebook
    Jab Ladka Honey Singh Ka Rap Chhod Kar Kishore Kumar Ke Gaane Sunne Lage
    Toh Samajhiye Ye Poochne Ka Waqt Aa Geya 'Beta Naam Kya Hai Us Chudail Ka'
  • Ghar Mein Pocha Lag Raha Ho To Pair Bachakar Aise Nikalna Padhta Hai Jaise,<br/>
Land Mine Bicha Rakha Ho Aur Galti Se Barood Na Fat Jaye!Upload to Facebook
    Ghar Mein Pocha Lag Raha Ho To Pair Bachakar Aise Nikalna Padhta Hai Jaise,
    Land Mine Bicha Rakha Ho Aur Galti Se Barood Na Fat Jaye!
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