Thank God Doctor Ye Nahin Kehte "Bhai' Chutte Nahi Hai Ek Operation Or Karwa Lo" |
Shopkeeper: Bolo Saab, Kya Chahiye? Banta: Hone Wali Biwi Ke Kutte Ke Liye Cake Milega Kya? Shopkeeper: Yahin Khaoge... Ya Pack Karwa Du? |
Jo Log Joke Enjoy Karke Share Nahi Karte Unko Toh Kaale Paani Ki Kam Se Kam 3 Saal Ki Saza Honi Chahiye! |
Cop: Please step out of the car. Santa: I am too drunk, you get in! |
Jo Sukh Aur Shanti... WhatsApp Ki Gallery Delete Karke Milti Hai Uss Ki Tulna Kisi Aur Cheez Se Karna Aasmbhav Hai! |
Mera Purse Bhi Pyaaz Ki Tarah Hai, Yaaro; Jab Bhi Kholta Hu Aansu Aa Jate Hai! |
Santa: Coffee really makes my wife aggressive. Banta: Really? Santa: Yeah. Last night, I had 8 pegs at the bar while she had only two cups of coffee at home. You should have seen how angry she was! |
Ladkiyon Ki 2 Samasyein 1. Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai 2. Kutta, Dekh Bhi Nahin Raha Hai Ab Kutta Kya Kare? |
Jab Ladka Honey Singh Ka Rap Chhod Kar Kishore Kumar Ke Gaane Sunne Lage Toh Samajhiye Ye Poochne Ka Waqt Aa Geya 'Beta Naam Kya Hai Us Chudail Ka' |
Ghar Mein Pocha Lag Raha Ho To Pair Bachakar Aise Nikalna Padhta Hai Jaise, Land Mine Bicha Rakha Ho Aur Galti Se Barood Na Fat Jaye! |