SantaBanta SMS

  • Santa: Who spoils Men - Wine or Women? <br/>
Banta: Both - when Wine is old and Woman is young!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Who spoils Men - Wine or Women?
    Banta: Both - when Wine is old and Woman is young!
  • Maine Ek Survey Kiya<br/>
Logon Ko Poocha Ki Batao 15 Aug Ko Kya Hai?<br/>
93% Log Bole 'Dry Day' Hai<br/>
Bahut Sharam Ki Baat Hai... Aao Hum Milkar Baaki 7% Logon Ko Bhi Yeh Baat Samjhayein!Upload to Facebook
    Maine Ek Survey Kiya
    Logon Ko Poocha Ki Batao 15 Aug Ko Kya Hai?
    93% Log Bole 'Dry Day' Hai
    Bahut Sharam Ki Baat Hai... Aao Hum Milkar Baaki 7% Logon Ko Bhi Yeh Baat Samjhayein!
  • Santa: Banta, Ek Baat Bata?<br />
Banta: Kya?<br />
Santa: Yaar, Iss #PornBan Ke Baad, Kya Khajuraho Temple Jaane Ki Koi Manahi Toh Nahin!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Banta, Ek Baat Bata?
    Banta: Kya?
    Santa: Yaar, Iss #PornBan Ke Baad, Kya Khajuraho Temple Jaane Ki Koi Manahi Toh Nahin!
  • Congress Ka Chunav Chin Kamm Se Kamm Istemal Ho<br/>
Isliye Modi Sarkar Ne `Porn Ban` Kiya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Congress Ka Chunav Chin Kamm Se Kamm Istemal Ho
    Isliye Modi Sarkar Ne "Porn Ban" Kiya Hai!
  • Pappu: Papa, Rum Piyoge?<br/>
Santa: Puttar, BACARDI Gall Na Kar!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Papa, Rum Piyoge?
    Santa: Puttar, BACARDI Gall Na Kar!
  • Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet.<br/>
Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?Upload to Facebook
    Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet.
    Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?
  • Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai<br/>
Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai
    Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!
  • Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho<br/>
Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana?<br/>
Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai.Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho
    Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana?
    Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai.
  • Ghar Wale Mujhe Subah-Subah Aise Uthate Hain<br/>
Jaise Teesra Vishwayudh Shuru Ho Geya Hai Aur Main Hi Aakhiri Sainik Bacha Hu!Upload to Facebook
    Ghar Wale Mujhe Subah-Subah Aise Uthate Hain
    Jaise Teesra Vishwayudh Shuru Ho Geya Hai Aur Main Hi Aakhiri Sainik Bacha Hu!
  • Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women?<br/>
Santa: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women?
    Santa: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!
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