Santa: Who spoils Men - Wine or Women? Banta: Both - when Wine is old and Woman is young! |
Maine Ek Survey Kiya Logon Ko Poocha Ki Batao 15 Aug Ko Kya Hai? 93% Log Bole 'Dry Day' Hai Bahut Sharam Ki Baat Hai... Aao Hum Milkar Baaki 7% Logon Ko Bhi Yeh Baat Samjhayein! |
Santa: Banta, Ek Baat Bata? Banta: Kya? Santa: Yaar, Iss #PornBan Ke Baad, Kya Khajuraho Temple Jaane Ki Koi Manahi Toh Nahin! |
Congress Ka Chunav Chin Kamm Se Kamm Istemal Ho Isliye Modi Sarkar Ne "Porn Ban" Kiya Hai! |
Pappu: Papa, Rum Piyoge? Santa: Puttar, BACARDI Gall Na Kar! |
Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet. Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga? |
Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai! |
Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana? Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai. |
Ghar Wale Mujhe Subah-Subah Aise Uthate Hain Jaise Teesra Vishwayudh Shuru Ho Geya Hai Aur Main Hi Aakhiri Sainik Bacha Hu! |
Banta: Why do men pass gas more than women? Santa: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure! |