Cop: Please step out of the car. Santa: I am too drunk, you get in! |
Jo Sukh Aur Shanti... WhatsApp Ki Gallery Delete Karke Milti Hai Uss Ki Tulna Kisi Aur Cheez Se Karna Aasmbhav Hai! |
Mera Purse Bhi Pyaaz Ki Tarah Hai, Yaaro; Jab Bhi Kholta Hu Aansu Aa Jate Hai! |
Santa: Coffee really makes my wife aggressive. Banta: Really? Santa: Yeah. Last night, I had 8 pegs at the bar while she had only two cups of coffee at home. You should have seen how angry she was! |
Ladkiyon Ki 2 Samasyein 1. Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai 2. Kutta, Dekh Bhi Nahin Raha Hai Ab Kutta Kya Kare? |
Jab Ladka Honey Singh Ka Rap Chhod Kar Kishore Kumar Ke Gaane Sunne Lage Toh Samajhiye Ye Poochne Ka Waqt Aa Geya 'Beta Naam Kya Hai Us Chudail Ka' |
Ghar Mein Pocha Lag Raha Ho To Pair Bachakar Aise Nikalna Padhta Hai Jaise, Land Mine Bicha Rakha Ho Aur Galti Se Barood Na Fat Jaye! |
Saala Phone Ki Bhi Setting Hai Par Meri Nahi! |
Bhartiya Mata-Pita Ka Sabse Common Dialogue Dimag Toh Bahut Hai Iska Bas Padhai Pe Dhyan Nahi Deta! |
Jyada Din Tak Single Rehne Ka Aisa Effect Pada Hai Ki Koi Ladki 'Hi' Bhi Likhke Bheje Toh 'I Love You' Wali Feeling Aati Hai! |