SantaBanta SMS

  • Jab Tak Aapke Paas Paisa Hai<br/>
Har Ladki Puchegi, `Mera Shona Babu Kaisa Hai`!Upload to Facebook
    Jab Tak Aapke Paas Paisa Hai
    Har Ladki Puchegi, "Mera Shona Babu Kaisa Hai"!
  • Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai,<br/>
Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna,<br/>
Saala Aatankwaad Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai,
    Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna,
    Saala Aatankwaad Hai!
  • Vyapam Scam Ke Upper Post Daalne Ka Bahut Mann Hai;<br/>
Lekin Darr Lagta Hai - Kahin Saala,<br/>
Mujhe Bhi Gayab Na Karwa Dein!Upload to Facebook
    Vyapam Scam Ke Upper Post Daalne Ka Bahut Mann Hai;
    Lekin Darr Lagta Hai - Kahin Saala,
    Mujhe Bhi Gayab Na Karwa Dein!
  • Hafte Mein Ek Chutti Toh Sirf WhatsApp Ke Message Padhne<br/>
Aur Gallery Delete Karne Ke Liye Milni Chahiye!Upload to Facebook
    Hafte Mein Ek Chutti Toh Sirf WhatsApp Ke Message Padhne
    Aur Gallery Delete Karne Ke Liye Milni Chahiye!
  • Chup Chaap Chal Rahe The Apni Manzil Ki Taraf<br/>
Fir Theke Pe Nazar Padi Aur Gumrah Se Ho Gaye!Upload to Facebook
    Chup Chaap Chal Rahe The Apni Manzil Ki Taraf
    Fir Theke Pe Nazar Padi Aur Gumrah Se Ho Gaye!
  • Jeeto asks her husband to order cake for her birthday. While ordering it over phone, the baker asks Santa, `Sir, what would you like the cake to say?`<br/>
Santa covers the phone to ask wife, `Do we want a talking cake?`Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto asks her husband to order cake for her birthday. While ordering it over phone, the baker asks Santa, "Sir, what would you like the cake to say?"
    Santa covers the phone to ask wife, "Do we want a talking cake?"
  • Itihaas Gawah Hai Jab Bhi Koi Ladki Facebook Pe Sick Feel Karti Hai To...<br/>
Ladko Mein Achanak Se Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Itihaas Gawah Hai Jab Bhi Koi Ladki Facebook Pe Sick Feel Karti Hai To...
    Ladko Mein Achanak Se Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai!
  • Santa bought a deodrant stick.
    He read instructions dry carefully.
    "Remove cap and slowly push up the bottom."
    Santa is now in pain but his farts smell lovely!
  • I'm like a Smart Phone - I just lose energy without doing anything!Upload to Facebook
    I'm like a Smart Phone - I just lose energy without doing anything!
  • Jo Khushi Battery Full Icon Dekh Kar Milti Hai...<br/>
Uss Ka Muqabala Koi Aur Khushi Nahi Kar Sakti!Upload to Facebook
    Jo Khushi Battery Full Icon Dekh Kar Milti Hai...
    Uss Ka Muqabala Koi Aur Khushi Nahi Kar Sakti!
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