SantaBanta SMS

  • I'm like a Smart Phone - I just lose energy without doing anything!Upload to Facebook
    I'm like a Smart Phone - I just lose energy without doing anything!
  • Jo Khushi Battery Full Icon Dekh Kar Milti Hai...<br/>
Uss Ka Muqabala Koi Aur Khushi Nahi Kar Sakti!Upload to Facebook
    Jo Khushi Battery Full Icon Dekh Kar Milti Hai...
    Uss Ka Muqabala Koi Aur Khushi Nahi Kar Sakti!
  • Shareef The Hum Itne, Ki Kabhi Shirt Ke Button Na Khole The Humne;
Par Yeh Bijli Walon Ne Saala Mujhe Salman Aur Meri Saheli Ko Sunny Leone Bana Diya!Upload to Facebook
    Shareef The Hum Itne, Ki Kabhi Shirt Ke Button Na Khole The Humne; Par Yeh Bijli Walon Ne Saala Mujhe Salman Aur Meri Saheli Ko Sunny Leone Bana Diya!
  • Koshish Bahut Ki Humne Samajhdaar Banne Ke;<br/>
Lekin Khushiyan Hamesha Fuddupanti Karne Se Hi Mili!Upload to Facebook
    Koshish Bahut Ki Humne Samajhdaar Banne Ke;
    Lekin Khushiyan Hamesha Fuddupanti Karne Se Hi Mili!
  • Jabse Dubsmash Aaya Hai<br/>
Saala Har Koi Sasta Actor Ban Gaya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Jabse Dubsmash Aaya Hai
    Saala Har Koi Sasta Actor Ban Gaya Hai!
  • Akhbaron Mein Baarish Ki Khabron Ke Saath Jab Bhi Photo Dekha Toh Lagta Hai Ke Baarish Mein Sirf Ladkiyan Hi Bheegti Hai.<br/>
Jaise Ladke Toh Saale, waterproof Hote Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Akhbaron Mein Baarish Ki Khabron Ke Saath Jab Bhi Photo Dekha Toh Lagta Hai Ke Baarish Mein Sirf Ladkiyan Hi Bheegti Hai.
    Jaise Ladke Toh Saale, waterproof Hote Hai!
  • Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba...<br />

Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho! Upload to Facebook
    Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba...
    Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho!
  • Santa's Complaint:<br/>
Dear Flipkart, I always opt for `Cash on Delivery` but your delivery boy never gives me the cash!Upload to Facebook
    Santa's Complaint:
    Dear Flipkart, I always opt for "Cash on Delivery" but your delivery boy never gives me the cash!
  • Santa: Which search engine is better? Google or Yahoo?<br/>
Banta: Just wait. I'll check it on Google!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Which search engine is better? Google or Yahoo?
    Banta: Just wait. I'll check it on Google!
  • Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends.<br />
Santa: There's a solution for it.<br />
Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me.<br />
Santa: Cook it on Friday evening!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends.
    Santa: There's a solution for it.
    Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me.
    Santa: Cook it on Friday evening!
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