I'm like a Smart Phone - I just lose energy without doing anything! |
Jo Khushi Battery Full Icon Dekh Kar Milti Hai... Uss Ka Muqabala Koi Aur Khushi Nahi Kar Sakti! |
Shareef The Hum Itne, Ki Kabhi Shirt Ke Button Na Khole The Humne; Par Yeh Bijli Walon Ne Saala Mujhe Salman Aur Meri Saheli Ko Sunny Leone Bana Diya! |
Koshish Bahut Ki Humne Samajhdaar Banne Ke; Lekin Khushiyan Hamesha Fuddupanti Karne Se Hi Mili! |
Jabse Dubsmash Aaya Hai Saala Har Koi Sasta Actor Ban Gaya Hai! |
Akhbaron Mein Baarish Ki Khabron Ke Saath Jab Bhi Photo Dekha Toh Lagta Hai Ke Baarish Mein Sirf Ladkiyan Hi Bheegti Hai. Jaise Ladke Toh Saale, waterproof Hote Hai! |
Beggar: 5 Rupaye ka Sawaal Hai, Baba... Santa: Puchho, Shayad Mujhe Aata Ho! |
Santa's Complaint: Dear Flipkart, I always opt for "Cash on Delivery" but your delivery boy never gives me the cash! |
Santa: Which search engine is better? Google or Yahoo? Banta: Just wait. I'll check it on Google! |
Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck. Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn't let me sleep on weekends. Santa: There's a solution for it. Banta excitedly: Wow. Please share it with me. Santa: Cook it on Friday evening! |