Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai? Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga! |
Santa: Bhaiya Pyaaz Dena Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, Bag Laaye Ho? Santa: Kyun Tere Paas Polythene Nahin Hai Kya? Sabjiwala: Paise Wale Bag Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu |
Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete... Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laate |
Aisa Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Ki Aajkal Ladki Ki Bidaai Ke Waqt Maa-Baap Se Jyada Toh Mohalle Ke Ladke Ro Dete Hain! |
Beer Toh Dono Ko Hi Pasand Thi Fark Sirf Itna Tha Ki Ussey Teddy Bear Aur Mujhe Strong |
Saw A Guy's Facebook Update 'Just bought 5KG of Onions' Kuch Log Khud Ko Amir Dikhane Ka Koi Bhi Mauka Nahin Chodte |
Pappu Ka Iss Hafte Ka Sabse Bada Darr Thapad Se Darr Nahi Lagta Ji Rakhi Se Lagta Hai...!!! |
Aaj Ka Gyan Patni Paperweight Ki Tarah Hoti Hai Pati Ko Fadfadane Toh Deti Hai Lekin Udne Nahi Deti |
Neend Toh Bachpan Mein Aati Thi Ab Toh Mobile Ko Rest Dene Ke Liye So Jaate Hain! |
Santa Ne Jeeto Jo Message Kiya Aakhri Peg Chal Raha Hai... Aadhe Ghante Mein Ghar Pahunchta Hu. Agar Nahin Pahuncha Toh Iss Message Ko Dobara Padh Lena! |