SantaBanta SMS

  • Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai?<br/>
Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai?
    Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga!
  • Santa: Bhaiya Pyaaz Dena<br/>
Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, Bag Laaye Ho?<br/>
Santa: Kyun Tere Paas Polythene Nahin Hai Kya?<br/>
Sabjiwala: Paise Wale Bag Ki Baat Kar Raha HuUpload to Facebook
    Santa: Bhaiya Pyaaz Dena
    Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, Bag Laaye Ho?
    Santa: Kyun Tere Paas Polythene Nahin Hai Kya?
    Sabjiwala: Paise Wale Bag Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu
  • Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...<br/>
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti LaateUpload to Facebook
    Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...
    Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laate
  • Aisa Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Ki<br/>
Aajkal Ladki Ki Bidaai Ke Waqt Maa-Baap Se Jyada Toh Mohalle Ke Ladke Ro Dete Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Aisa Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Ki
    Aajkal Ladki Ki Bidaai Ke Waqt Maa-Baap Se Jyada Toh Mohalle Ke Ladke Ro Dete Hain!
  • Beer Toh Dono Ko Hi Pasand Thi Fark Sirf Itna Tha Ki<br/>
Ussey Teddy Bear Aur Mujhe StrongUpload to Facebook
    Beer Toh Dono Ko Hi Pasand Thi Fark Sirf Itna Tha Ki
    Ussey Teddy Bear Aur Mujhe Strong
  • Saw A Guy's Facebook Update<br/>
'Just bought 5KG of Onions'<br/>
Kuch Log Khud Ko Amir Dikhane Ka Koi Bhi Mauka Nahin ChodteUpload to Facebook
    Saw A Guy's Facebook Update
    'Just bought 5KG of Onions'
    Kuch Log Khud Ko Amir Dikhane Ka Koi Bhi Mauka Nahin Chodte
  • Pappu Ka Iss Hafte Ka Sabse Bada Darr<br/>
Thapad Se Darr Nahi Lagta Ji Rakhi Se Lagta Hai...!!!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu Ka Iss Hafte Ka Sabse Bada Darr
    Thapad Se Darr Nahi Lagta Ji Rakhi Se Lagta Hai...!!!
  • Aaj Ka Gyan<br/>
Patni Paperweight Ki Tarah Hoti Hai<br/>
Pati Ko Fadfadane Toh Deti Hai Lekin Udne Nahi DetiUpload to Facebook
    Aaj Ka Gyan
    Patni Paperweight Ki Tarah Hoti Hai
    Pati Ko Fadfadane Toh Deti Hai Lekin Udne Nahi Deti
  • Neend Toh Bachpan Mein Aati Thi
Ab Toh Mobile Ko Rest Dene Ke Liye So Jaate Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Neend Toh Bachpan Mein Aati Thi Ab Toh Mobile Ko Rest Dene Ke Liye So Jaate Hain!
  • Santa Ne Jeeto Jo Message Kiya
Aakhri Peg Chal Raha Hai...
Aadhe Ghante Mein Ghar Pahunchta Hu. Agar Nahin Pahuncha Toh Iss Message Ko Dobara Padh Lena!Upload to Facebook
    Santa Ne Jeeto Jo Message Kiya Aakhri Peg Chal Raha Hai... Aadhe Ghante Mein Ghar Pahunchta Hu. Agar Nahin Pahuncha Toh Iss Message Ko Dobara Padh Lena!
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