A home is where you can scratch your bum exactly where it's itching? |
Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters? Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"! |
Indian Wife Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai, Wo Kabhi Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko "Abe Gadhe" Aur "Oye Gadhe" Ya "Sun Gadhe" Nahi Bolti Isliye Wo Short Me "A.G./O.G./Suno G" Kehti Hain.. |
Banta: What is a Vote Bank? Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years! |
Nawaz Sharif: Hamare Paas 'Atom Bomb' Hai. Modi: Bass Yahi Ek Problem Hai Aap Ke Saath... Hamare Aapsi Jhagde Mein Aap Bar-Bar 'Hina Rabbani' Ko Beech Mein Le Aate Hain! |
Kuch Cheezen Khatam Hone Par Bahut Dukh Deti Hai.. Dosti Pyaar Vacations Internet Pack Last Wala Toh Rula Hi Deta Hai!! |
Santa: Doctor, Main Subah 9 Baje Uthta Hu Toh Mujhe Saans Lene Mein Takleef Hoti Hai Doctor: Beta, Jaldi Utha Karo... Kyun Ki Saari Oxygen To Baba Ramdev Aur Unke Chele Kheench Lete Hain, Takleef To Aayegi Hi Na!! |
Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya. Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise? Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara! |
Duniya Mein Ladkiyan Sirf 2 Hi Logon Ki Baat Sunti Hain Ek Tailor Aur Dusra Photographer Baaki Toh Woh Kisi Ke Baap Ki Bhi Nahi Sunti |
Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!! Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega?? |