SantaBanta SMS

  • A home is where you can scratch your bum exactly where it's itching?Upload to Facebook
    A home is where you can scratch your bum exactly where it's itching?
  • Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?<br/>
Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do `Nagin Dance`!Upload to Facebook
    Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
    Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"!
  • Indian Wife Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai, Wo Kabhi Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko `Abe Gadhe` Aur `Oye Gadhe` Ya `Sun Gadhe` Nahi Bolti<br/>
Isliye Wo Short Me `A.G./O.G./Suno G` Kehti Hain..Upload to Facebook
    Indian Wife Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai, Wo Kabhi Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko "Abe Gadhe" Aur "Oye Gadhe" Ya "Sun Gadhe" Nahi Bolti
    Isliye Wo Short Me "A.G./O.G./Suno G" Kehti Hain..
  • Banta: What is a Vote Bank?<br/>
Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is a Vote Bank?
    Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years!
  • Nawaz Sharif: Hamare Paas 'Atom Bomb' Hai.<br/>
Modi: Bass Yahi Ek Problem Hai Aap Ke Saath... Hamare Aapsi Jhagde Mein Aap Bar-Bar 'Hina Rabbani' Ko Beech Mein Le Aate Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Nawaz Sharif: Hamare Paas 'Atom Bomb' Hai.
    Modi: Bass Yahi Ek Problem Hai Aap Ke Saath... Hamare Aapsi Jhagde Mein Aap Bar-Bar 'Hina Rabbani' Ko Beech Mein Le Aate Hain!
  • Kuch Cheezen Khatam Hone Par Bahut Dukh Deti Hai..<br/>
Dosti<br/>
Pyaar<br/>
Vacations<br/>
Internet Pack<br/>
Last Wala Toh Rula Hi Deta Hai!!Upload to Facebook
    Kuch Cheezen Khatam Hone Par Bahut Dukh Deti Hai..
    Dosti
    Pyaar
    Vacations
    Internet Pack
    Last Wala Toh Rula Hi Deta Hai!!
  • Santa: Doctor, Main Subah 9 Baje Uthta Hu Toh Mujhe Saans Lene Mein Takleef Hoti Hai<br/>
Doctor: Beta, Jaldi Utha Karo... Kyun Ki Saari Oxygen To Baba Ramdev Aur Unke Chele Kheench Lete Hain, Takleef To Aayegi Hi Na!!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Doctor, Main Subah 9 Baje Uthta Hu Toh Mujhe Saans Lene Mein Takleef Hoti Hai
    Doctor: Beta, Jaldi Utha Karo... Kyun Ki Saari Oxygen To Baba Ramdev Aur Unke Chele Kheench Lete Hain, Takleef To Aayegi Hi Na!!
  • Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya.<br/>
Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise?<br/>
Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya.
    Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise?
    Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara!
  • Duniya Mein Ladkiyan Sirf 2 Hi Logon Ki Baat Sunti Hain<br/>
Ek Tailor Aur Dusra Photographer<br/>
Baaki Toh Woh Kisi Ke Baap Ki Bhi Nahi SuntiUpload to Facebook
    Duniya Mein Ladkiyan Sirf 2 Hi Logon Ki Baat Sunti Hain
    Ek Tailor Aur Dusra Photographer
    Baaki Toh Woh Kisi Ke Baap Ki Bhi Nahi Sunti
  • Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!<br/>
Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega??Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!
    Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega??
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