At Gym Guy 1: I lost 5kg in two months. Guy 2: I lost 10 kg in two months. Santa: I lost 45 kg in a day. Guy 1 & Guy 2: Oh wow, but how? Santa: Lost my baggage at Airport! |
Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyon Udas Ho? Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hain! |
Waiter: Sir, Kya Loge? Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho? Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont! |
Jeeto: SwamiJi, I doubt my husband has been cheating on me. I have doubt on one woman. What to do? Swami: Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his WI-FI connects automatically..! |
Santa's marriage invitation to his friends Marriage is on 2nd January Please come on 1st night, Sab Mil Ke Enjoy Karenge..!!! |
BPO Interviewer: Can you do a British Accent? Santa: Yep BPO Interviewer: Say something... Santa: Thoom Saala Ghoolam Log Humaari Jooti Ke Neechey Hi Rahegaa..! |
Jeeto: I have changed my mind. Santa: Naya Wala Kaam Kar Raha Hai Na? |
Aaj Ka Gyan: Aap Gardan Utha Kar Bhi Jee Sakte Ho Duniya Mein Bas Ek Roz Apna Mobile Ghar Par Hi Bhool Jana!! |
What is Pyaar? A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying "P" "Yaar". |
Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hain? Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahin Dekh Sakti...! |