SantaBanta SMS

  • At Gym<br/>
Guy 1: I lost 5kg in two months.<br/>
Guy 2: I lost 10 kg in two months.<br/>
Santa: I lost 45 kg in a day.<br/>
Guy 1 & Guy 2: Oh wow, but how?<br/>
Santa: Lost my baggage at Airport!Upload to Facebook
    At Gym
    Guy 1: I lost 5kg in two months.
    Guy 2: I lost 10 kg in two months.
    Santa: I lost 45 kg in a day.
    Guy 1 & Guy 2: Oh wow, but how?
    Santa: Lost my baggage at Airport!
  • Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyon Udas Ho?<br/>
Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyon Udas Ho?
    Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hain!
  • Waiter: Sir, Kya Loge?<br/>
Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan<br/>
Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho?<br/>
Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: Sir, Kya Loge?
    Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan
    Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho?
    Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont!
  • Jeeto: SwamiJi, I doubt my husband has been cheating on me. I have doubt on one woman. What to do?<br/>
Swami: Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his WI-FI connects automatically..!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: SwamiJi, I doubt my husband has been cheating on me. I have doubt on one woman. What to do?
    Swami: Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his WI-FI connects automatically..!
  • Santa's marriage invitation to his friends<br/>
Marriage is on 2nd January Please come on 1st night, Sab Mil  Ke Enjoy Karenge..!!!Upload to Facebook
    Santa's marriage invitation to his friends
    Marriage is on 2nd January Please come on 1st night, Sab Mil Ke Enjoy Karenge..!!!
  • BPO Interviewer: Can you do a British Accent?<br/>
Santa: Yep<br/>
BPO Interviewer: Say something...<br/>
Santa: Thoom Saala Ghoolam Log Humaari Jooti Ke Neechey Hi Rahegaa..!Upload to Facebook
    BPO Interviewer: Can you do a British Accent?
    Santa: Yep
    BPO Interviewer: Say something...
    Santa: Thoom Saala Ghoolam Log Humaari Jooti Ke Neechey Hi Rahegaa..!
  • Jeeto: I have changed my mind.<br/>
Santa: Naya Wala Kaam Kar Raha Hai Na?Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I have changed my mind.
    Santa: Naya Wala Kaam Kar Raha Hai Na?
  • Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Aap Gardan Utha Kar Bhi Jee Sakte Ho Duniya Mein<br/>
Bas Ek Roz Apna Mobile Ghar Par Hi Bhool Jana!!Upload to Facebook
    Aaj Ka Gyan:
    Aap Gardan Utha Kar Bhi Jee Sakte Ho Duniya Mein
    Bas Ek Roz Apna Mobile Ghar Par Hi Bhool Jana!!
  • What is Pyaar?<br/>
A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying `P` `Yaar`.Upload to Facebook
    What is Pyaar?
    A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying "P" "Yaar".
  • Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hain?<br/>
Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahin Dekh Sakti...!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hain?
    Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahin Dekh Sakti...!
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