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![Banta: Jo Log Hamesha Office Mein Overtime Karte Hain, Kya Woh Sabse Mehnati Hai?<br/>
Santa: Nahi, Ya Toh Woh Biwi Se Tang Hain Ya Woh Office Mein Kisi Ke Sang Hain!]()
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Santa: Nahi, Ya Toh Woh Biwi Se Tang Hain Ya Woh Office Mein Kisi Ke Sang Hain! -
![Banta: Why women can not drive well?<br/>
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!]()
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Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them! -
![Banta: Why women love shoes?<br/>
Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit!]()
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Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit! -
![After knee surgery Doctor advised Santa, `For a few days you will have to use a walker.`<br/>
Santa: No problem Doctor. Will 'Johnny Walker' be okay?<br/>]()
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![<b>Pappu's teacher sent a letter to his father:</b><br/>
Dear Sir,<br/>
Your son, Pappu doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.<br/><br/>
<b>Santa's reply:</b><br/>
Dear Teacher,<br/>
Pappu is not a rose, Don't smell him, try to teach him!]()
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Dear Sir,
Your son, Pappu doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Santa's reply:
Dear Teacher,
Pappu is not a rose, Don't smell him, try to teach him! -
![Jeeto: Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per Lipstick Ka Nishaan Kahan Se Aaya?<br/>
Santa: Mein Khud Pareshan Hu Nishan Dekh Kar. Maine Toh Uss Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi...]()
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Santa: Mein Khud Pareshan Hu Nishan Dekh Kar. Maine Toh Uss Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi... -
![Santa to Pappu: Exam Mein Tu Paas Ho Ya Fail, Tujhe Bike Zaroor Dilayenge!<br/>
Pappu: Oh Thank You Dad!<br/>
Santa: Pass Hua Toh 'Bullet' College Jaane Ke Liye Aur Agar
Fail Hua Toh 'Rajdoot', Doodh Bechne Ke Liye!]()
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Pappu: Oh Thank You Dad!
Santa: Pass Hua Toh 'Bullet' College Jaane Ke Liye Aur Agar Fail Hua Toh 'Rajdoot', Doodh Bechne Ke Liye! -
![Fakir: Aee Husn Ki Malika Andhe Ko 5 Rupaye De De!<br/>
Santa: De De, Bechara Sach Mein Hi Andha Lag Raha Hai...!!!]()
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Santa: De De, Bechara Sach Mein Hi Andha Lag Raha Hai...!!! -
![Jeeto: Arranged Marriages Mein Talak Kam Kyun Hote Hain?<br/>
Santa: Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Tak Na Kar Paaye Wo Talak Kya Khaak Karenge...!!!]()
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Santa: Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Tak Na Kar Paaye Wo Talak Kya Khaak Karenge...!!! -
![Banta: Which is the famous adventure sport in India?
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Santa: Arranged Marriage!]()
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Santa: Arranged Marriage!
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