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Upload to Facebook Fakir: Aee Husn Ki Malika Andhe Ko 5 Rupaye De De!
Santa: De De, Bechara Sach Mein Hi Andha Lag Raha Hai...!!! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Arranged Marriages Mein Talak Kam Kyun Hote Hain?
Santa: Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Tak Na Kar Paaye Wo Talak Kya Khaak Karenge...!!! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Which is the famous adventure sport in India?
Santa: Arranged Marriage! -
Upload to Facebook At Gym
Guy 1: I lost 5kg in two months.
Guy 2: I lost 10 kg in two months.
Santa: I lost 45 kg in a day.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: Oh wow, but how?
Santa: Lost my baggage at Airport! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Yaar Tumne Toh 'Love Marriage' Ki Hai Phir Kyon Udas Ho?
Santa: Shaadi Se Pehle Jo Maine Vaade Kiye The Use Abhi Bhi Sab Yaad Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Waiter: Sir, Kya Loge?
Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan
Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho?
Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: SwamiJi, I doubt my husband has been cheating on me. I have doubt on one woman. What to do?
Swami: Take your husband to that woman's doorstep and see if his WI-FI connects automatically..! -
Upload to Facebook Santa's marriage invitation to his friends
Marriage is on 2nd January Please come on 1st night, Sab Mil Ke Enjoy Karenge..!!! -
Upload to Facebook BPO Interviewer: Can you do a British Accent?
Santa: Yep
BPO Interviewer: Say something...
Santa: Thoom Saala Ghoolam Log Humaari Jooti Ke Neechey Hi Rahegaa..! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I have changed my mind.
Santa: Naya Wala Kaam Kar Raha Hai Na?
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