Aaj Ka Gyan: Aap Gardan Utha Kar Bhi Jee Sakte Ho Duniya Mein Bas Ek Roz Apna Mobile Ghar Par Hi Bhool Jana!! |
What is Pyaar? A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying "P" "Yaar". |
Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hain? Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahin Dekh Sakti...! |
A home is where you can scratch your bum exactly where it's itching? |
Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters? Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"! |
Indian Wife Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai, Wo Kabhi Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko "Abe Gadhe" Aur "Oye Gadhe" Ya "Sun Gadhe" Nahi Bolti Isliye Wo Short Me "A.G./O.G./Suno G" Kehti Hain.. |
Banta: What is a Vote Bank? Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years! |
Nawaz Sharif: Hamare Paas 'Atom Bomb' Hai. Modi: Bass Yahi Ek Problem Hai Aap Ke Saath... Hamare Aapsi Jhagde Mein Aap Bar-Bar 'Hina Rabbani' Ko Beech Mein Le Aate Hain! |
Kuch Cheezen Khatam Hone Par Bahut Dukh Deti Hai.. Dosti Pyaar Vacations Internet Pack Last Wala Toh Rula Hi Deta Hai!! |
Santa: Doctor, Main Subah 9 Baje Uthta Hu Toh Mujhe Saans Lene Mein Takleef Hoti Hai Doctor: Beta, Jaldi Utha Karo... Kyun Ki Saari Oxygen To Baba Ramdev Aur Unke Chele Kheench Lete Hain, Takleef To Aayegi Hi Na!! |