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Upload to Facebook Santa: Aaj Toh Main 5 Rupay Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aaya.
Jeeto (Excited): Arey Waah! Woh Kaise?
Santa: Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupay Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Main Utha Ke Bhag Aaya, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Phenk Ke Mara! -
Upload to Facebook Duniya Mein Ladkiyan Sirf 2 Hi Logon Ki Baat Sunti Hain
Ek Tailor Aur Dusra Photographer
Baaki Toh Woh Kisi Ke Baap Ki Bhi Nahi Sunti -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!
Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega?? -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai?
Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Bhaiya Pyaaz Dena
Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, Bag Laaye Ho?
Santa: Kyun Tere Paas Polythene Nahin Hai Kya?
Sabjiwala: Paise Wale Bag Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laate -
Upload to Facebook Aisa Kalyug Aa Gaya Hai Ki
Aajkal Ladki Ki Bidaai Ke Waqt Maa-Baap Se Jyada Toh Mohalle Ke Ladke Ro Dete Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Beer Toh Dono Ko Hi Pasand Thi Fark Sirf Itna Tha Ki
Ussey Teddy Bear Aur Mujhe Strong -
Upload to Facebook Saw A Guy's Facebook Update
'Just bought 5KG of Onions'
Kuch Log Khud Ko Amir Dikhane Ka Koi Bhi Mauka Nahin Chodte -
Upload to Facebook Pappu Ka Iss Hafte Ka Sabse Bada Darr
Thapad Se Darr Nahi Lagta Ji Rakhi Se Lagta Hai...!!!
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