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Upload to Facebook Sometimes I don't feel like going to work but...
Then I remember I was born cute not rich! -
Upload to Facebook Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters I don't care about anything, I just do 'Nagin Dance'! -
Upload to Facebook Santa went to a wish well with his wife Jeeto.
Santa bent down, threw a coin and made a wish.
Jeeto bent down a little more and fell into the well.
Santa shouted, "O Teri... It works!" -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Jo Log Hamesha Office Mein Overtime Karte Hain, Kya Woh Sabse Mehnati Hai?
Santa: Nahi, Ya Toh Woh Biwi Se Tang Hain Ya Woh Office Mein Kisi Ke Sang Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why women can not drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why women love shoes?
Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit! -
Upload to Facebook After knee surgery Doctor advised Santa, "For a few days you will have to use a walker."
Santa: No problem Doctor. Will 'Johnny Walker' be okay? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu's teacher sent a letter to his father:
Dear Sir,
Your son, Pappu doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Santa's reply:
Dear Teacher,
Pappu is not a rose, Don't smell him, try to teach him! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per Lipstick Ka Nishaan Kahan Se Aaya?
Santa: Mein Khud Pareshan Hu Nishan Dekh Kar. Maine Toh Uss Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi... -
Upload to Facebook Santa to Pappu: Exam Mein Tu Paas Ho Ya Fail, Tujhe Bike Zaroor Dilayenge!
Pappu: Oh Thank You Dad!
Santa: Pass Hua Toh 'Bullet' College Jaane Ke Liye Aur Agar Fail Hua Toh 'Rajdoot', Doodh Bechne Ke Liye!
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