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Pati Apni Patni Ki God Mein Leta Hua Tha! Patni Ne Bade Pyaar Se Apne Pati Se Pucha,
"Kaisa Lag Raha Hai?"
Pati: Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Bhagwan Vishnu Sheshnag Ki God Mein Lete Hon! -
![Banta: What is 'Panic Room'?<br/>
Santa: When you forget your phone in the room where your wife is then that room is a 'Panic Room'!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is 'Panic Room'?
Santa: When you forget your phone in the room where your wife is then that room is a 'Panic Room'! -
Banta: Where do you find the most homely, beautiful and obedient wives of the world?
Santa: In Karan Johar's movies! -
![Yeh Award Wapas Karne Wale Us Waqt Kahan The Jab...<br/>
Kattappa Ne Dhokhe Se Baahubali Ko Maara Tha!]()
Upload to Facebook Yeh Award Wapas Karne Wale Us Waqt Kahan The Jab...
Kattappa Ne Dhokhe Se Baahubali Ko Maara Tha! -
![Jeeto: Whats the meaning of Dhanteras?<br/>
Santa: It means, Kaam Mera, Paisa Mera Aur Dhantera's...]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Whats the meaning of Dhanteras?
Santa: It means, Kaam Mera, Paisa Mera Aur Dhantera's... -
![Jeeto checked Santa's mobile and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:<br/>
New Bird<br/>
Neighbour Bird<br/>
Old Bird<br/>
Upstair Bird<br/>
Hospital Bird<br/>
Insurance Bird<br/>
College Bird<br/>
Super Market Bird<br/>
Finally she checked her number and it was saved as 'Angry Bird'!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto checked Santa's mobile and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:
New Bird
Neighbour Bird
Old Bird
Upstair Bird
Hospital Bird
Insurance Bird
College Bird
Super Market Bird
Finally she checked her number and it was saved as 'Angry Bird'! -
![Sometimes I don't feel like going to work but...<br/>
Then I remember I was born cute not rich!]()
Upload to Facebook Sometimes I don't feel like going to work but...
Then I remember I was born cute not rich! -
Santa writes to S.B.I.:
"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I just want to know whether it refers to mine or the bank!" -
![Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?<br/>
Santa: After 3 quarters I don't care about anything, I just do 'Nagin Dance'!]()
Upload to Facebook Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Santa: After 3 quarters I don't care about anything, I just do 'Nagin Dance'! -
![Santa went to a wish well with his wife Jeeto.<br/>
Santa bent down, threw a coin and made a wish.<br/>
Jeeto bent down a little more and fell into the well.<br/>
Santa shouted, `O Teri... It works!`]()
Upload to Facebook Santa went to a wish well with his wife Jeeto.
Santa bent down, threw a coin and made a wish.
Jeeto bent down a little more and fell into the well.
Santa shouted, "O Teri... It works!"
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