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![Banta: What is a wedding tragedy?<br/>
Santa: To marry a woman for love, and then find out she has no money.]()
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![American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?
<br/>Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!]()
Upload to Facebook American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?
Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee! -
![The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, `Got Rum?`<br/>
Banta: Yes, Old Monk.
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Pujari became angry and Banta was thrown out of the temple.
Later Banta realised that Pujari was asking about his `GOTRAM`!]()
Upload to Facebook The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, "Got Rum?"
Banta: Yes, Old Monk.
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Whenever someone asks you for a relationship advice,
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One double and you start feeling single again.]()
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![Banta: How do you catch a squirrel?<br/>
Santa: Climb onto a tree and act like a nut.]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: How do you catch a squirrel?
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![I am feeling very unsafe at home due to my wife's comments that I am intolerant.<br/>
So I am planning to migrate to Pattaya!]()
Upload to Facebook I am feeling very unsafe at home due to my wife's comments that I am intolerant.
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![Banta: Why are you so depressed?<br/>
Santa: My son has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you so depressed?
Santa: My son has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account! -
![Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The!<br/>
Santa: Toh?<br/>
Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte?<br/>
Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The!
Santa: Toh?
Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte?
Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho!
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