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Apni Aadhi Jaaydaad De Di Ho Kisi Ko! -
Upload to Facebook Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again. -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How do you catch a squirrel?
Santa: Climb onto a tree and act like a nut. -
Upload to Facebook I am feeling very unsafe at home due to my wife's comments that I am intolerant.
So I am planning to migrate to Pattaya! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you so depressed?
Santa: My son has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The!
Santa: Toh?
Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte?
Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is 'Panic Room'?
Santa: When you forget your phone in the room where your wife is then that room is a 'Panic Room'! -
Upload to Facebook Yeh Award Wapas Karne Wale Us Waqt Kahan The Jab...
Kattappa Ne Dhokhe Se Baahubali Ko Maara Tha! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Whats the meaning of Dhanteras?
Santa: It means, Kaam Mera, Paisa Mera Aur Dhantera's... -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto checked Santa's mobile and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:
New Bird
Neighbour Bird
Old Bird
Upstair Bird
Hospital Bird
Insurance Bird
College Bird
Super Market Bird
Finally she checked her number and it was saved as 'Angry Bird'!
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