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Upload to Facebook Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet.
Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Papa Mujhe 180CC Pulsar Bike Hi Leni Hai...
Santa: Beta Tu 180CC Pulsar Le Ya 350CC Ki Bullet, Picha Tune 100CC Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai.. -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What do you want for your birthday?
Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough.
Santa: From landline or mobile? -
Upload to Facebook Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband,
The Poor King can take only one step at a time... while the Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.SantaBanta / Marriage / Funny -
Upload to Facebook Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website.
You understand nothing, but still you agree. -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: Honey my stomach is getting bigger, I think I am pregnant.
Banta: Yeah, and I know who are the daddies.
Preeto: Who?
Banta: McDonald's... Dominos... SubWay... KFC! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the most popular food of India?
Santa: 'Khao Meri Kasam'! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is a wedding tragedy?
Santa: To marry a woman for love, and then find out she has no money. -
Upload to Facebook American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?
Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee! -
Upload to Facebook The temple Pujari came very close to Banta and asked, "Got Rum?"
Banta: Yes, Old Monk.
Pujari became angry and Banta was thrown out of the temple. Later Banta realised that Pujari was asking about his "GOTRAM"!
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