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Upload to Facebook Banta: What is Alimony?
Santa: Alimony - A system wherein two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps on paying for it! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?
Santa: Because it's worth it. -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted?
Santa: Because they both wanted it that way.
Banta: Don't understand...
Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: What do you want for your birthday?
Santa: Just let me win an argument for once! -
Upload to Facebook In Delhi:
Doctor: Kitni Sharab Peete Ho?
Santa: Even Days Mein 2-4 Peg Aur Odd Days Mein 3-5 Peg! -
Upload to Facebook What kind of a father are you if you don't drink?
I mean, Woh Kaisa Pita Hai, Jo Pita Nahi Hai? -
Upload to Facebook Kaju Ki Barfi Pe Chandi Ka Varq Kyon Lagate Hain?
Chinese: Wrong question
American: No idea
Japanese: Don't know
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Santa: Oye Puthi-Siddhi Da Pata Lag Janda Is Vaaste! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is Santa Claus always a man?
Santa: Because no woman will wear the same dress year after year! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right.
Jeeto: I agree! you go first.
Santa : Ok, I am wrong.
Jeeto: Yes, You are right! -
Upload to Facebook Santa invited Banta to his home for dinner and gave him directions for Vasant Kunj.
Santa: Oye! Mahipalpur Se Aana Aur Teesri Red Light Se Left Le Lena. Phir Dusri Red Light Se Right Le Lena! Hours passed... but no sign of Banta, so Santa called up to ask where he was.
Santa: Oye Banta, Where are you?
Banta: Oye Yaar, Main To Jaipur Pahunch Geya... Because Sari Lights Green Thi, Koi Red Light Mili Hi Nahi!
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