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![Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'?<br/>
Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!]()
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Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'! -
![Thought of the day:<br/>
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability your wife will prove you wrong!]()
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Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability your wife will prove you wrong!SantaBanta / Marriage / Funny -
![Maine Kal Socha Sharab Chhod Dun, Phir Yaad Aaya Ki...<br/>
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![Banta: What is Alimony?<br/>
Santa: Alimony - A system wherein two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps on paying for it!]()
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Santa: Alimony - A system wherein two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps on paying for it! -
![Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?<br/>
Santa: Because it's worth it.]()
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![Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted?<br/>
Santa: Because they both wanted it that way.<br/>
Banta: Don't understand...<br/>
Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape!]()
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Santa: Because they both wanted it that way.
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Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape! -
![Jeeto: What do you want for your birthday?<br/>
Santa: Just let me win an argument for once!]()
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Doctor: Kitni Sharab Peete Ho?<br/>
Santa: Even Days Mein 2-4 Peg Aur Odd Days Mein 3-5 Peg!]()
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Doctor: Kitni Sharab Peete Ho?
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![What kind of a father are you if you don't drink?<br/>
I mean, Woh Kaisa Pita Hai, Jo Pita Nahi Hai?]()
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Santa: Oye Puthi-Siddhi Da Pata Lag Janda Is Vaaste!
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