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![Banta: Why is Santa Claus always a man?<br/>
Santa: Because no woman will wear the same dress year after year!]()
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Santa: Because no woman will wear the same dress year after year! -
![Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right.<br/>
Jeeto: I agree! you go first.<br/>
Santa : Ok, I am wrong.<br/>
Jeeto: Yes, You are right!]()
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Jeeto: I agree! you go first.
Santa : Ok, I am wrong.
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![Santa invited Banta to his home for dinner and gave him directions for Vasant Kunj.
<br/>Santa:
Oye! Mahipalpur Se Aana Aur Teesri Red Light Se Left Le Lena.
Phir Dusri Red Light Se Right Le Lena!
Hours passed... but no sign of Banta, so Santa called up to ask where he was.<br/>
Santa: Oye Banta, Where are you?
<br/>Banta: Oye Yaar, Main To Jaipur Pahunch Geya... Because Sari Lights Green Thi, Koi Red Light Mili Hi Nahi!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa invited Banta to his home for dinner and gave him directions for Vasant Kunj.
Santa: Oye! Mahipalpur Se Aana Aur Teesri Red Light Se Left Le Lena. Phir Dusri Red Light Se Right Le Lena! Hours passed... but no sign of Banta, so Santa called up to ask where he was.
Santa: Oye Banta, Where are you?
Banta: Oye Yaar, Main To Jaipur Pahunch Geya... Because Sari Lights Green Thi, Koi Red Light Mili Hi Nahi! -
![Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet.<br/>
Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?]()
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Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga? -
![Pappu: Papa Mujhe 180CC Pulsar Bike Hi Leni Hai...<br/>
Santa: Beta Tu 180CC Pulsar Le Ya 350CC Ki Bullet, Picha Tune 100CC Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai..]()
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Santa: Beta Tu 180CC Pulsar Le Ya 350CC Ki Bullet, Picha Tune 100CC Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai.. -
![Santa: What do you want for your birthday?
<br/>Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough.
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Santa: From landline or mobile?]()
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Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough.
Santa: From landline or mobile? -
![Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband,<br/>
The Poor King can take only one step at a time... while the Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.]()
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The Poor King can take only one step at a time... while the Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.SantaBanta / Marriage / Funny -
![Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website.<br/>
You understand nothing, but still you agree.]()
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![Preeto: Honey my stomach is getting bigger, I think I am pregnant.<br/>
Banta: Yeah, and I know who are the daddies.<br/>
Preeto: Who?<br/>
Banta: McDonald's... Dominos... SubWay... KFC!]()
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Banta: Yeah, and I know who are the daddies.
Preeto: Who?
Banta: McDonald's... Dominos... SubWay... KFC! -
![Banta: What is the most popular food of India?<br/>
Santa: 'Khao Meri Kasam'!]()
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Santa: 'Khao Meri Kasam'!
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