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![Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?<br/>
Santa: Beer in each hand!]()
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![Banta: What do women and fire engine have in common?<br/>
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!]()
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![Santa: You must have been born on a highway?<br/>
Jeeto:Why?<br/>
Santa: Because that's where most accidents happen!]()
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Jeeto:Why?
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![Santa:You know Google is a woman?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions!]()
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Banta: Why?
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![Santa: Sorry boss, I can't come to office today, my car has broken down.<br/>
Boss: What about the bus?<br/>
Santa: I don't have a bus!]()
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![Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?<br/>
Santa: Yes, I remember.<br/>
Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?<br/>
Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook!]()
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Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?
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![Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?<br/>
Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!]()
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![Banta: What is the definition of a husband?<br/>
Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted!]()
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![Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:<br/>
One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!]()
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![Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea?<br/>
Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!]()
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Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!
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