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![Banta: What do men and beer bottles have in common?<br/>
Santa: They are both empty from the neck up!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
Santa: They are both empty from the neck up! -
![Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, `What is this for?`<br/>
Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, "What is this for?"
Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya! -
![One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, `How is to be as a husband?`<br/>
Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!]()
Upload to Facebook One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, "How is to be as a husband?"
Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be! -
![Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?<br/>
Santa: Then go visit your in-laws!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?
Santa: Then go visit your in-laws! -
![Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and...<br/>
Banta: And?<br/>
Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and...
Banta: And?
Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from! -
Santa called on Flipkart's helpdesk.
Santa: Is it Flipkart?
Flipkart: Yes sir.
Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.
Flipkart: So what?
Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.
Flipkart: Hey... which cash?
Santa: Aren't you that company who told in the advertisement 'Cash on delivery is available'? -
![Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text.<br/>
Banta: But why would she do that?<br/>
Santa: Because she is not talking to me!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text.
Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she is not talking to me! -
![Santa to his friend's son, `So what do you do?`<br/>
Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?<br/>
Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?"
Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?
Santa: My, how you doctors specialize! -
![Banta: How to lose an argument with a woman?<br/>
Santa: Try to argue with her!]()
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Santa: Try to argue with her! -
![Banta: What are you planning to do today?<br/>
Santa: Nothing.<br/>
Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday?<br/>
Santa: I haven't finished!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What are you planning to do today?
Santa: Nothing.
Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday?
Santa: I haven't finished!
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