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Upload to Facebook One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, "How is to be as a husband?"
Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?
Santa: Then go visit your in-laws! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and...
Banta: And?
Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text.
Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she is not talking to me! -
Upload to Facebook Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?"
Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?
Santa: My, how you doctors specialize! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How to lose an argument with a woman?
Santa: Try to argue with her! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What are you planning to do today?
Santa: Nothing.
Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday?
Santa: I haven't finished! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What's your idea of a balanced diet?
Santa: Beer in each hand! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What do women and fire engine have in common?
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: You must have been born on a highway?
Jeeto:Why?
Santa: Because that's where most accidents happen!
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