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Upload to Facebook Banta: What happened, why are you so sad?
Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Santa: Because people are just dying to get in there! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What are a married man's two greatest assets?
Santa: A closed mouth and an open wallet! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Bhabhi Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Banta: Google Kaur
Santa: Aiye?
Banta: Sawal Ek Karo, Jawab 100 Milte Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue?
Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe?
Santa: Because they use toilet paper! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man?
Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
Santa: They are both empty from the neck up! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, "What is this for?"
Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!
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