Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De. Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya? Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai! |
Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman? Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport! |
Banta: What happened, why are you so sad? Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong! |
Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older? Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked! |
Banta: Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Santa: Because people are just dying to get in there! |
Banta: What are a married man's two greatest assets? Santa: A closed mouth and an open wallet! |
Santa: Bhabhi Ka Kya Naam Hai? Banta: Google Kaur Santa: Aiye? Banta: Sawal Ek Karo, Jawab 100 Milte Hain! |
Banta: Why did you paint your lawn blue? Santa: So that 'Google Earth' think I've got a swimming pool! |
Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe? Santa: Because they use toilet paper! |
Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man? Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers! |