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![Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?<br/>
Santa: When their husband is the one doing it!]()
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Santa: When their husband is the one doing it! -
![Santa: I think I am going to stay in the hospital for another week.<br/>
Banta: Pretty ill?<br/>
Santa: Nope, pretty nurse!]()
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Banta: Pretty ill?
Santa: Nope, pretty nurse! -
![Banta: What is your favourite memory when you were unmarried?<br/>
Santa: Not being scared of sales!]()
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Santa: Not being scared of sales! -
![Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.<br/>
Santa: What happened, what did he say?<br/>
Banta: You are fired!]()
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Santa: What happened, what did he say?
Banta: You are fired! -
![Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because they know good plots!]()
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Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they know good plots! -
![Santa: See? Math isn't so bad.<br/>
Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life?<br/>
Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!]()
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Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life?
Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework! -
![Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed.<br/>
Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed!]()
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Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed! -
![Banta: What happened, you look terrible.<br/>
Santa: Yeah. I am starved.
Banta: But why?<br/>
Santa: Because my wife is dieting!]()
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Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: But why?
Santa: Because my wife is dieting! -
![Banta: What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym?<br/>
Santa: GymNastiks!]()
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Santa: GymNastiks! -
![Santa: I was drinking at a bar so I took bus home.<br/>
Banta: So what was the big deal?<br/>
Santa: That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!]()
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Banta: So what was the big deal?
Santa: That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
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